Stranger✨

in your head🖤

[KWEKU THE HUSTLER @Urchilla01]

Lol una de worry about online Obidients. Una don see offline Obidients? Passion de overflow omo

[Eziokwu @Iameziokwu]

Picture this:

A 23 year old Amadi will wake up on election day to go meet his friends at a restaurant so that they can eat a plate of pepper soup. They’ll laugh a little louder than usual, because deep down, they all know this might be the last time they'll ever chill like this in years. By next month, one of them will be in Ghana, another will be in Rwanda, the others will go anywhere that feels like it has a future because they know that a 2nd tenure under Tinubu means the end of their dreams.

Halima won’t be at her polling unit, neither will she be bothered about election updates. She’ll be at an embassy queue before sunrise, documents in hand, eyes tired but certain. For her, that decision will be final: hope, processed and stamped out.

Back home, life will adjust in darker ways. News of kidnappings will no longer shock anyone... it will blend into our routine. A neighbour goes missing, and instead of outrage, there’s a quiet sigh… then silence. Because everyone is calculating and waiting for their own turn.

There will be no riots. No headlines.
Just a slow, collective withdrawal.

Apathy will win. It won't be loud, but trust me... it will be complete.

Anarchy Looms by Kenneth Okonkwo will be your official ringtone. If you're even opprtuned to have a phone by then.

[Stranger✨ @_onyinyechl]

@Elejocomedian1 Snow

[Stranger✨ @_onyinyechl]

@daddy_kross 😂😂 this is so funny

[Daddy Kross @daddy_kross]

List of awon to si fruit je

Adam
Abacha
Mr Ahmed

[Stranger✨ @_onyinyechl]

@Lekzy_r Do you gett?

[@𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗷𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗯𝗼𝘆 @OneJoblessBoy]

❗️‼️❗️

[Stranger✨ @_onyinyechl]

@Sifon_Bassey From your tweets? I highly doubt

Maybe a closeted supporter, but definitely not Obi's.

[Stranger✨ @_onyinyechl]

The pain of rating someone only for you to discover they don't have sense.

[Stranger✨ @_onyinyechl]

Was about commenting under someone's post and I just lad this urge to search for APC in his profile.

We're no longer mutuals!

[Stranger✨ @_onyinyechl]

@MR_LUWAYO They'll be fine

[Stranger✨ @_onyinyechl]

A guy said "wash it" and ladies are in the comment say how didn't she know the pad was full.

Omo ehn

[𝑴𝑹 𝑳𝑼𝑾𝑨𝒀𝑶 ᴏꜰꜰɪᴄɪᴀʟ ♕🇬🇧 @MR_LUWAYO]

@Thebiglade Wash it
What else ? Isn't that supposed to be normal?

[Stranger✨ @_onyinyechl]

@TheIgnited_one @celebbell05 @StellaEssien6 Thank you

[Stranger✨ @_onyinyechl]

@TheIgnited_one @celebbell05 @StellaEssien6 Did you pay

[Stranger✨ @_onyinyechl]

@ThePMtribe Hi

[Stranger✨ @_onyinyechl]

@SanjitheSage The secret is in the egg

[Stranger✨ @_onyinyechl]

@SanjitheSage It's quite stupid, no regards for people. Nothing he does surprises anymore

[Naanky 🦄♐🧜🏿‍♀️ @HoseaNaankwat]

"Beware of the man who calls for unity when it's time for justice"

[Stranger✨ @_onyinyechl]

This day, everyone went out and I was alone, so I slept off.

My brother came back and was banging on the gate; even the dogs were barking, so he had to jump the fence.

He woke me up with a hard slap. I didn't feel the pain because my mind was still processing from the sleep.

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

My Sibling: please stay alert I will call you to open the door for me.

Me in deep sleep wondering how the Goat in my dream knows my name.