Confrontational Sneakerhead

[Joey @deestlore]

Movies that can only be watched on a 2004 Chevrolet Tahoe's built-in DVD player

[Confrontational Sneakerhead @_opengym]

Two birds one blue chew

[Confrontational Sneakerhead @_opengym]

@southcart_ Take me to your dealer 🛸

[Confrontational Sneakerhead @_opengym]

Shirtless in the office again.

[Confrontational Sneakerhead @_opengym]

Hate when my boss’s boss tries to start a slack huddle with me in the middle of the shi no numa trailer

[Confrontational Sneakerhead @_opengym]

Damn. Sucks, but glad I was able to share this gem with all the guys I worked closing shift with over the years

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘BIG MOUTH’ has ended after 8 years.

[Confrontational Sneakerhead @_opengym]

Huddle?? 🙈

[Confrontational Sneakerhead @_opengym]

I know too much to start a band with someone who has a kid

[Confrontational Sneakerhead @_opengym]

Seems like as good as day as any to start dragon age inquisition

[♄ @MARSAYLAH_]

why was the Arthur theme song jamaican

[Confrontational Sneakerhead @_opengym]

PTO is accrued to be used

[Confrontational Sneakerhead @_opengym]

No jumper pod on the 2nd monitor in the office and complaining to my boss about things that I have the ability to change

[Confrontational Sneakerhead @_opengym]

I’ve only ever flown on planes with disney characters on them through Disney travel packages

[Confrontational Sneakerhead @_opengym]

I don’t give a fuck about sports dude I like movies and knives

[Confrontational Sneakerhead @_opengym]

Those are MY headlights; that’s MY truck

[Confrontational Sneakerhead @_opengym]

Just wait til you see my hinge profile after Jacob’s wedding

[Confrontational Sneakerhead @_opengym]

I like the girl’s perfume on the chairlift so much that I followed her all the way down and gave her pointers

[Confrontational Sneakerhead @_opengym]

Unc only likes to get bob