Jack

[Jack @_orford]

"@LifeCheates: If you put your fingers in ice water immediately after painting your nails the paint will dry instantly." @awallace_xo

[Jack @_orford]

I swear all driving examiners smell like fucking shit! Yeah I failed again.

[Jack @_orford]

@lukemoore94 whyy?

[The Profit Squad @TheProfitSquad]

If you own a item of clothing with 'Geek' written on it you're a fucking bellend.

[Jack @_orford]

Can't believe I ate my own shit last night, fuck drinking again

[Jack @_orford]

@jesh_west94 story of my life.

[Jack @_orford]

@lukemoore94 you 'neckon' do ya lol

[THE THING @lukemoore94]

Look at this,fucking awesome!!!! http://t.co/PLfPyEwlgJ

[Jack @_orford]

@awallace_xo no point they only take on idiots.

[Jack @_orford]

New park is sweet. A decent local indoor again at last! @chargeclothing.

[Jack @_orford]

@_akw awh lush can't wait to see a picture :) stayed in the elly babe was quite a good night tbf, you?:) xxxx

[Jack @_orford]

@_akw hehe yes my phones died :( okay lovely! Did you go for a cocktail in the end? Xxxx

[Jack @_orford]

@_akw what kind did you get honeeeey? :D xxx

[Jack @_orford]

@lukemoore94 yeah mines been like four days now seems ages. Need a hot water bottle and a cuddle so bad :(

[Jack @_orford]

@dann_knight loads of pissed up cunts at crossways apparently. Slap that mofo up noseee

[Jack @_orford]

Being forced to listen to the most disgusting conversation with @lukemoore94.

[Jack @_orford]

@awallace_xo I payed for the nandos you git!

[Jack @_orford]

I'm hereeee and I'm queeeer