Ozzie 🪄⚡️🏴‍☠️

27 • florida man • strongest under the heavens

[Ozzie 🪄⚡️🏴‍☠️ @_oscarlamosca_]

some of those that wear forces are the same that burn crosses

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Tony Snell can rest easy now

[I talk hoops 🏀 @trendyhoopstars]

Paige Bueckers finished with 13 points and 8 assists with zero turnovers in the Dallas Wings’ previous win over the Indiana Fever, and she is now just two assists away from becoming the fastest player in WNBA history to reach 1,400 points and 400 assists.

It wasn’t the best shooting night for the second-year superstar, who entered the game averaging (23.8) points, (6.3) assists, and (2.4) steals over her previous four games, but she still found ways to make an impact. Her timely playmaking directly led to 19 points for Dallas, helping Awak Kuier reach double figures while also setting up Arike Ogunbowale throughout the game. Nearly 40% of Ogunbowale’s points off made field goals came from Bueckers assists. And that’s without even mentioning Jessica Shepard’s unreal 20+ point first-half performance.

That’s the type of game Dallas needs. Bueckers doesn’t have to carry the entire scoring load every night if the players around her consistently step up. The Wings also got nine points from their bench, though the unit shot just 2-for-10 from the field.

That was the final top-eight opponent Bueckers and the Wings will face during the regular season. Dallas now has two signature wins apiece over Indiana, New York, and Las Vegas.

After a brutal seven-game stretch in which Dallas faced a top-eight team six times, the schedule finally eases up. The Wings will close out the regular season entirely against teams outside the top eight.

That could be huge for Dallas, which is (14-1) against non-top-eight teams this season. If the Wings can take advantage and win their next seven games, they could put themselves in position to avoid a first-round matchup with Minnesota or Golden State—two teams they haven’t been able to beat this season.

This final stretch could also be historic for Bueckers. Not only does she have an opportunity to record the most points by a player through their first two seasons in WNBA history, she also has a chance to help Dallas set a new franchise record for wins.

We’re predicting a top-five finish for Bueckers in scoring and a top-five finish for Dallas in the standings, which would cap off a historic season for Bueckers and the Wings. ✨

[Real App @realapp]

Paige Bueckers one year ago today:

The highest-scoring game by a rookie ever.

[Ozzie 🪄⚡️🏴‍☠️ @_oscarlamosca_]

@SaltyBuc91 If Florida had terrain like this it would be the undisputed best place ever tbh

[Ozzie 🪄⚡️🏴‍☠️ @_oscarlamosca_]

@replikhant @ultraunvaxx @GoodMicWork Oop not sure where I got the misconception but thank you

[Tampa Bay Rays @RaysBaseball]

7 🆙

#RaysUp | #RaysWin

[Manlet King ☩ @TheManlet_King]

Spiders when they encounter Sand, Rhinos, Octopi, Goblins, Black men with electrically straightened teeth, or Alien goo creatures in the wild.

[Ozzie 🪄⚡️🏴‍☠️ @_oscarlamosca_]

@morganbolts Ain’t really anywhere else to go 😬

[MLB @MLB]

The Rays continue to lead the way in the AL East!

[onion person @CantEverDie]

florida isn’t the most rightwing state in the country but it certainly has the highest concentration of hitlerian individuals

[Marcus (Comms open, open for work) @Dewndeym]

Ball and gun gamer who only plays metroid

[Ozzie 🪄⚡️🏴‍☠️ @_oscarlamosca_]

@replikhant @ultraunvaxx @GoodMicWork Not to be pedantic but SCOM famously only made it to #2 on the charts 😢

[NHL Media @NHLMedia]

Introducing NHL Network's Top 10 Goalies Right Now!

What do you think of the list? #NHLTopPlayers

[Ozzie 🪄⚡️🏴‍☠️ @_oscarlamosca_]

@RaysBaseball No sweep let’s go

[Ozzie 🪄⚡️🏴‍☠️ @_oscarlamosca_]

@_iamkiks She almost looks like Jolyne Joestar in the second pic

[Dope thrills @essa_muse]

Conan sold the “we accidentally double-booked them” apology just long enough for people to almost believe it.

Then Jon Dore and Rory Scovel started performing their entire sets at the exact same time.

The timing is insane. One goes loud while the other drops volume. Random punchlines keep cutting clean through the chaos. Halfway through they escalate with a guitar and an audience member at the perfect moment.

Four minutes of pure controlled madness that still feels fresh over a decade later.

This is still one of the smartest late night bits ever done.

Never seen chaos this fun

[Ozzie 🪄⚡️🏴‍☠️ @_oscarlamosca_]

@shredded_ham @censoredialogue SHE DO THE TWO STEP 🗣️😫

[Ozzie 🪄⚡️🏴‍☠️ @_oscarlamosca_]

@SamChotty @dubnation971 @mkrwrt I used to love playing along to Alive on drums back in high school. No joke it spurred my interest in disco music

[Ozzie 🪄⚡️🏴‍☠️ @_oscarlamosca_]

@Ghastly_Glimmer @crulge I thought Johnson was decent in The Smashing Machine. Way out of his usual role