Gardener of Eden

This page is dedicated to the voices in my head

[AnthonyDzamefe @AnthonyDzamefe]

Don’t women get paid at work ?

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

She let her intrusive thoughts win

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

BBC: “What was your screen time?”

Student: “Nine hours.”

BBC: “You’re gong to have a lot more time to fill. What will you do?”

Student: “Stare at a wall.”

[😈 Xavier ✞ @RealXavier011]

Babe im with my friends

My friends: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Saif @diol2n]

احتمالية حدوث هذا الشي مرة اخرى مستحيله:

في فيتنام دخلت فتاة إلى محل تجاري لشراء بعض الملابس، تسمع صوت البائعه لكنها لا تجدها لان كل واحده منهما تحرك في نفس اللحظه بشكل متطابق وتفوت الاخرى مرارا دون ملاحظتها

واخيرا بعد دقيقه حصل قلتش واستطاعوا لقاء بعض في موقف مضحك

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Asked my algebra teacher if I would ever use algebra after I graduated. She said I wouldn't, but some of the smart kids will.

[Brad Tate @that_damntate]

Catch me if you can!!!

[Nana B. @koboateng]

Did you know that in Ghana, investigators can legally read your messages, listen to your calls and access your data without telling you?

It’s in the Cybersecurity Act, passed in 2020 and here’s how it works:

They go to the High Court quietly, without you present and without informing you. If the court approves, your network provider is legally required to hand over your information and stay silent about it.

There are three levels:
Your account details. Who you are, your address, your billing info.

Your traffic data. Who you called, when, for how long, from where.

Your actual messages and calls. The full content of what you said.

For the first two, they just need to show the court “reasonable grounds” to suspect you.
For the third, your actual conversations, they need a slightly stronger reason. National security. A serious crime. Economic interests of the state.

That’s it. No warning. No notification. Your provider can’t even tell you it happened.
This is not a rumour. It is Sections 69 to 74 of Act 1038, a law most Ghanaians have never read.

Now you know 👍🏾

[Moon Scholar🍃📉 @moonscholar_]

when my wife who just got back home from work says "come to mommy" and my child starts walking to her😭

[Elliot @elliot_solution]

An American bank partnered with a Nigerian man to launder $308 million of Nigerian government money.

The money left Nigeria through American banks. It then sat quietly in a shell company for years while the man lived comfortably in Texas.

In 2003 American authorities arrested him. He spent six months in federal detention in the United States waiting to be tried.

Before the trial happened he offered to return $163 million.

America accepted. He flew back to Nigeria.

Nobody questioned him. Nobody charged him. Nobody prosecuted him.

He ran for Senate and won. He ran for Governor and won. He ran for Governor again and won.

America returned the $308 million his operation had laundered.

The new president then put him in cabinet.

America did not trust Nigeria with the $308 million.

They tied every dollar to three specific roads. Lagos-Ibadan Expressway. Abuja-Kano Road. Second Niger Bridge.

They even included a clawback clause. Misuse one dollar, pay it all back.

Why the conditions? Because previous loot returned to Nigeria had already disappeared.

Nigeria's own government told the court they had no record of how the earlier billions were spent.

A man who laundered billions is currently Nigeria's Minister of Budget and Economic Planning.

He decides how Nigeria spends its money.

💀🇳🇬🇺🇸

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

???

[Topskills Sports UK @topskillsportuk]

🚨💣 In the African Champions League first leg, Esperance defeated Al Ahly 1-0 with a penalty goal in Tunisia. 🥶

But the moment the whistle blew, the referee pulled out his red card and stood ready…

…Making sure no player or coach even thought about approaching him. 💀😂

[MrBlayy🥶❌ @MrBlayy]

Just let her do the talking. If she turns him down twice and he’s still persisting then you step in. It’s your girls job to draw the line and your job to defend that line if crossed.

[your babyy ❤️🦋 @Veryweirdgirl_]

The idea of a “happy relationship” for some people is just public display of the man spending on the woman.

[OverSabi 🇳🇬 @korejay]

Your visa was delayed because you don’t qualify, this has nothing to do with God.

Coincidence happens, it’s all in ur head because why would God protect you alone and abandon everyone else in the UAE??

[Elorm 🥷🏿 @Elorm__Hood]

😂😂

[Daddy Yadi @Dentalgiorgio]

Take it to the bank.

[Headking's Mindset 🧠 @MindOfHeadking]

If you don’t marry a virgin, you’ll kiss your bride in-front of her exes, one night stands, male besties who hit it.

She’ll invite all of them.

You won’t know. You’ll be there smiling like a clown.

[kay?¿ @EA___Paakwasi]

You can go days without a sale.
Don’t painc, more days without a sale ahead.

[nara !! @0bNARA]

sometimes a chinese person will tell you they grew up in the countryside and then you’ll google where it is and it is a town of only two million people