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[M @_paperlungs]

@kellyclark801 Don’t get rid of it. It’s perfect!

[M @_paperlungs]

Look, I just really want to have lunch with @BlackPash and @GuyFieri.

[M @_paperlungs]

Hey @drmartens, can you please make some boots with Pentagrams on them? @BlackPash really needs them.

[Jack @GayLaVie]

I regret getting the vaccine. I am now having too much fun and spending too much money.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

The Universe is under no obligation to make sense to you.

[M @_paperlungs]

@priceline I sent a DM

[M @_paperlungs]

@priceline Yes that’s correct

[M @_paperlungs]

@priceline DM Sent

[M @_paperlungs]

@Hertz DM sent

[Bill Nye @BillNye]

#VotedForScience

[Ghostface @GhostfaceTalks_]

VILLAINS AGAINST COVID-19

[Diane Cope🎗🤿📸✈🌍🌏🗺🏝🌈☀🌊☮🐠BLM🩱📚 @dianecope1958]

Big ask. I am 62 this weekend, so will probably die soon, or get alzheimers or be rendered insane. I would love my 5 mins of fame while I can appreciate it all, please retweet, I would love to go global.. just once, one last chance to prove I existed xxx

[M @_paperlungs]

Bruh. Booking with @FlyFrontier is the worst thing I’ve done. My flights have been changed 3 times and their customer service team apparently isn’t capable of doing anything to remedy the situation.

[ScreenTime @screentime]

Jim Carrey recalls playing the Grinch 😂https://t.co/iTVXDUivNk

[M @_paperlungs]

I wanted to spend my New Years watching @disneyplus, but I can only get audio through the Disney+ app on my Firestick now so that’s cool. Why am I paying for this?

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

I am a:

⚪️ guy

⚪️ girl

🔘 millennial

Looking for:

🔘Christmas spirit

🔘 a sense of purpose

🔘 the jonbenet ramsey killer

🔘 dopamine

[AT&T THANKS @ATTTHANKS]

Grab a cup of coffee and get ready to sit on the iconic FRIENDS couch, right in your home. Retweet for a chance to win an exact replica of the couch just for you! #FRIENDS25 #ATTTHANKS #Sweepstakes

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

1. I want to talk about ADHD. I was diagnosed with ADD when I was 13-years-old. To say it's misunderstood (both by people who have ADHD and people who don't have it) is an understatement. What people need to understand about those of us who have ADHD is we are not homogeneous