Parks

just a wee creature

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J fumbled two handfuls of nail products I don't need onto the Rx counter and stuttered "am I allowed to buy these while I... Do this..?" Wonder if the pharmacist connected any dots when he rung up my ADHD/anxiety meds 🙃

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@hiimkny inspiring ✨

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I imagine whoever coined the term Seasonal Affect Disorder was was real pleased w themselves & their dumb acronym 😑

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Me: *innocently sets intentions to make friends and connect with others*
Everyone Suddenly: hey wanna do things together
Me: oh god oh no ohkay

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The audacity of my own self to wonder why my hands are shaking as I'm sipping my iced quadruple-espresso and ripping my juul 😑😒

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Starting to feel like myself again... Unfortunately that still means I'm a shitshow, just one who handles things better 😌

[birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights]

NASAS get ur PRIORTIES rite: why "rocket" to MARS when MOON (part of the sun) is made of CHEESE. we need send send BIRBS and some CRACKERS into SPACE to the MOOM

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@CaitKoerner Hehe I support it 💁

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@CaitKoerner Saaame, torn between seeing it further and blocking 😓

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The toilet paper at my parents house is too bougie. Unsettlingly soft and thick, what are they trying to prove

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@FacesPics

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Rly hate when strangers call me "baby" - I make my own food, pay bills, and almost never shit myself 😒 rude

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Am I jus stoned or does the kid from The NeverEnding Story kinda look like @AnnaKendrick47

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I never want children but am very nurturing, if ya need a mom-friend hmu

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Still feel like 2893x less cool than I did 15 minutes ago tho

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Guy at 7-11 may have thought I was a mother, but at least I'm p sure I'd be a MILF

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Who eats peas...?

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Crackers are just an excuse for cheese

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@plummmy I disagree

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Boss wrote me up for calling off bc I'm vomiting, I think I'll spend my day in bed applying for new jobs #eatmydick #thx