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#defundsimping 🫵🏾

[🥋 @_parroty]

@juliafmorgado No man is afraid of a SUCCESSFUL woman and you don’t intimidate us! We just don't like terrible attitudes and behavior just because you are successful.

[A.VICTOR @Lifeof_AG01]

Someone who destroys your mental health cannot be the love of your life.

[Tori_ @Toribabieegirl]

The last time I dated a vegetarian,I was one salad away from becoming a goat😭

[🥋 @_parroty]

@_stayliquidd You wish🤣

[🥋 @_parroty]

Mmeshinda mkitutishia at “Cunha, Bruno na Carrick ball” yet Ipswich got relegated and came back and Man-United still haven’t won 5 games in a row.

[Obinna @obinna1st]

working under a female boss has a way of lowering your iq as a man

[Sukuna @SukunaMbuzi]

Deliberately lying to men about your body count to secure a relationship or sexual access is coercion and predatory.

[OPUK™ @ItsOpuk]

Once the bladder has reached its elastic limit it can't return to its original state.

[Pablo 🎱 @supuypweza]

Women will overlook a situationship as long as the sex is great and the dates are fun

[Peng @Acedouglas01]

Another day, another reminder, avoid broke and entitled women.

[🥋 @_parroty]

@Kimuzi_ By definition, a slut is a sexually promiscuous woman and I don’t know any man in my clique who loves sluts.

[🥋 @_parroty]

@ridhima_z It’s absurd when all women think they are beautiful and not ugly and this needs to come to an end. Most humans are not exceptionally attractive and this includes women.

[McCOY @1youngMcCoy]

pressure isifanye ukubali jezi fake, remember your worth boy

[We$t @flygodT]

Olise might just be a shy guy but since he looks good & has swag they’ll call him nonchalant, never seen anyone call Kante nonchalant 😆

[🐬 @triplexdshott]

there are some conversations you’ll have with your girlfriend and you’ll just know you can never wife her.

[Unc Max @2FourMax]

Bro to Bro: Peer pressure ya world cup jersey isikufanye ukosane na manzi yako maskini😂🫴🏻

[🥋 @_parroty]

@UTDIMole Thibaut Courtois

[Lesilo Rula @kay_mahapa]

The people that were at Monaco this weekend don’t even know that today is Monday. It’s just you and I in this predicament.

[zak🪡 @ZakKnowsBall]

don’t bid for the world cup if you don’t want the WORLD to be part of the world cup

[Maxon Airo @MaxonAiro]

I married my Kamba wife thinking she is a 1.3 L naturally aspirated engine. Little did I know she is a hybrid, super charged 3.8 L.

The daughter of Kamba land is pushing 340 horses at a contanst r.p.m, saa hii I'm thinking of running away.

Ngono ya kila siku siwezani.