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I may not be the funniest, but I am making my mother laugh since ‘98... | she/her

[M @_party_princess]

If a girl makes a horny tweet, it is not an invitation.

If i say I miss sex, maybe I miss it with my boyfriend, maybe I jus saw a movie which turned me on which is natural.. horny is a feeling, we are allowed to have it.. it is not an invitation for unsolicited dick pics 😃

[M @_party_princess]

No face it is!

[M @_party_princess]

This man ghosted me, I removed him from ig, 2 months later he has the audacity to send friend request to me ???????????

[M @_party_princess]

Indian moms and their subtlety 💀

[M @_party_princess]

@itsAnkur4real U know we get 10-20 matches a day right??? It’s just draining to be cheery all the time… so I start it normal and in 2-3 texts I know where to put my energy

[M @_party_princess]

And then they never talked again…

[M @_party_princess]

@wahiladkiyaar Loving the Colors !

[M @_party_princess]

@itsAnkur4real Yeah no… I meet fun people too.. it’s about the vibe right..

[M @_party_princess]

@itsAnkur4real 😭😭😭😭 ik.. but it’s just the way it is… small talks are the worst

[M @_party_princess]

Like seriously, some dating app conversations end before they even begin

[gulebadaam @gulebadaam]

susral mein divorce hua hai 😭

[M @_party_princess]

Why is my boss making me work 😭

[M @_party_princess]

Kya brain damage page hai bhai ye ?

[M @_party_princess]

I love that I have been sleeping a lot

[M @_party_princess]

💀

[M @_party_princess]

@ItsMrPandey It’s high time now 😭

[M @_party_princess]

POV: your mom use you as a notes section

[M @_party_princess]

This guy I am supposed to go on a date with this weekend.. I stalked him and he is legit tooo pretty… feeling very insecure to go out with him 😒 almost wanna cancel but the vibes be matching in our conversations

[M @_party_princess]

@luvashwin He didn’t get my humor 👀

[M @_party_princess]

Atleast I make myself laugh…