Jat Poyce

King of the Tuck Tuck Sound • Cheapie

[Jat Poyce @_pat_joyce]

New pinned tweet: I let you all down but I let myself down even more. But I promise you one thing: a lot of good will come out of this. You will never see any tweeter in the entire country tweet as hard as I will. Thank you for the support, I am now looking forward to the future

[Jat Poyce @_pat_joyce]

Pinned Tweet: I believe I will have a tweet go viral within the next three years. - PJ

[Adrian Grenier @adriangrenier]

Haven't been posting cause I've been too present, distracted by the moment. Sorry but thank you.

[Jat Poyce @_pat_joyce]

This also raises the question: Who has been getting the stickers I earn by pooping. I want them back.

[Jat Poyce @_pat_joyce]

The guy that handed his ballot in in front of me refused a sticker because “that’s a reward for going to the potty. Voting is important.” I felt like if I got a sticker I’d be called a fraud so I didn’t get one. Classic case of voter intimidation smh

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

“Buffalo Bills quarterback Josh Allen heads into Sunday’s game with the Miami Dolphins trailing OJ Simpson by one rushing touchdown for the second-most in franchise history at 57. Allen also trails Simpson by one in the category of double homicide.”

[Jat Poyce @_pat_joyce]

As much as I love saying y’all gone make me act a fool, at the end of the day I know it’s me that’s making me act a fool😔

[Jat Poyce @_pat_joyce]

@eddardkrak All part of a well balanced breakfast

[Jat Poyce @_pat_joyce]

Boy breakfast

[Jat Poyce @_pat_joyce]

Lots of people focused on the presidential debate tonight. Not enough people focused on how goddamn good Electric Light Orchestra is

[K @kourtneyinhell]

Husband found a parking spot right in front of the packed aquarium today and immediately was like “this is a parking spot you’ll remember forever” and has managed to talk about it all day. Has also said “how about the parking spot though” about 30 times so far

[Jat Poyce @_pat_joyce]

Tired: A reporter trying to provide insight on different players’ skills and abilities
Wired: Kruk talking about how much he hates Cailou in the top of the ninth

[Jat Poyce @_pat_joyce]

Life would be better if John Kruk was providing color commentary for every televised sporting event

[Jat Poyce @_pat_joyce]

A group of 5 Gen Z Australians flirting through fruit salad named The Rizzles

[Jat Poyce @_pat_joyce]

Historic Vids

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

"Friends" but Ross has schizophrenia

[Jat Poyce @_pat_joyce]

Dalé

[Hanif Abdurraqib @NifMuhammad]

original Timberwolves logo looks like a dog that can’t believe it’s being asked for a divorce

[Jat Poyce @_pat_joyce]

Coming to grips with the fact that I’ll never be as cool as Bryson Stott

[Jat Poyce @_pat_joyce]

Coming to grips with the fact that I’ll never be as cool as the Beastie Boys

[CogginToboggan @CogginToboggan]

Classic misunderstanding with Scottie Scheffler. The police once detained me after I drove my car straight through the animatronic gorilla at Congo Falls on the Ocean City Boardwalk.

[Jat Poyce @_pat_joyce]

Just saw a fox btw

[Jat Poyce @_pat_joyce]

There’s something about seeing a fox that gives you the urge to tell everyone you know that you saw a fox

[Jat Poyce @_pat_joyce]

There’s something about seeing a fox that gives you the urge to tell everyone you know that you saw a fox