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oh ho ho

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These are the last days, when the World shall be broken and remade.

A new God shall be born from the graves and charnel pits, the furnace of fire.

Even a priest may know doubt; even a prophet may know terror, with weeping & gnashing of teeth.

The dawn of a new age is upon us.

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@Yankees Remember when:

you rostered Cade Winquest for 9 days & didn’t use him, then sent him back to STL?

you started Ryan McMahon at SS, twice?

Ben Rice used to be able to play C and 1B but now he does neither?

you released Randal Grichuk, only to spend 2 prospects on Heliot Ramos?

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@ShaunMorash Top 5 Modern Yankee Moments from the 2026 Season
5) Rostering Cade Winquest for 9 games
4) Starting Ryan McMahon at SS twice
3) Ben Rice lost his ability to emergency C or play 1B
2) Jazz sucks his lollipop
1) Grisham QO, bats leadoff facing elimination, gets all 5 ABs

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@tylerkennett Rhydon Golem Snorlax Machamp
6’ 265lbs 4’ 660lbs 7’ 1000lbs 5’ 287lbs

VS

Khan Nido Blastoise Nido Venusaur
6’ 175 4’ 137 5’ 200 4’ 134 4’ 225

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@BobbyMilone29 Sign Jeffers, Bednar & Blackburn

Trade Gil, Dominguez, Sanchez, Escarra, Beck & Hanner for bullpen scraps

McMahon/Volpe/Cabby/Schuemann can cover 3B/2B in ‘27

Kilby/Lovich/Peña will be knocking in ‘28

Don’t trade SP depth or prospects unless it’s for Ketel Marte or Acuña Jr

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@Brick_Pitino Yanks by 6 million*

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

If you like Pokémon, perhaps I can introduce you to another turn-based RPG with switching out, deep stat analysis, field conditions, and a whole host of oddly named and shaped little guys to choose as your comfort character. That's right, it's Baseball.

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@nazzobetweeting @hotsauceoneggs They can’t decide if they’re still British or French

51st state can’t come soon enough

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@werter34r @sunshinevvn Typical.

“I hAvE a DeGrEe durr”

Name the variables then smart ass.

Also, what the fuck are you talking about if not the OP

This app needs a purge

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@werter34r @sunshinevvn You couldn’t even identify the variables necessary to calculate the model so please just stop embarrassing yourself

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@BigJuniorrrrr @mdthomp_PLive Well, just look at them.. they’re all mid-30s about to turn 49

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@SamOpus I literally don’t need any of what you suggested and I certainly don’t want any of that data collected in one place

I think these AI tech people have much more difficulty with everyday life than the rest of us, surely the autism can’t be that bad

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@pnwlawyerguy @alamentarius Let the hamster run on his wheel, he enjoys it, and it’s what little he has to enjoy

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@zeghiro @dookiebettsss I’m gonna guess >300 lbs and >40yo with the diabetes so maybe u got 15 years left max, enjoy it bc

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@jrlgrisham @tkinder Shhh let him roll around in his own shit for just a little longer before we send him to the glue factory

Poor guy doesn’t have much time left

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@DanteWriti64631 @reset_by_peer Any future that involves you, isn’t worth pursuing

I bet you smell like Portland

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@enbridgethe3rd @TactiGoth It’s a tire company lmao

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@zeghiro @dookiebettsss stay in yo lane lil nigga

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@ChrisCoop_ If you watched his last outing vs Rays, he very specifically hid one of his pitches (vs Boston too)

I expect him to at least double the usage of that specific pitch to induce contact and keep his pitch count low

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@werter34r @sunshinevvn This is why you can’t let foids enter male spaces