Goals for 2025:
-1.5 Million in funding
-250k networth
-Quitting job till at least July
-Travel to at least 4 countrys
-Go on many Dates (get in touch with many)
-Train 4-6 times a week (get bigger and ripped)
-No porn
-Consistency in patience and disciplin
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What @MorphwareAI is building right now will shock most of crypto.
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The story from @cryptosiem is insane. From $500 to $30M and STILL holding $BANANA for over a year with diamond hands. 🍌
When one of the best in the game makes $BANANA his conviction play, it says everything about the project.
Yesterday's @bananagun teaser wasn't just hype.
Whales bought a massive 7.9K $BANANA bag, then another 3.6K, and the buys just kept rolling. The overnight pump wasn’t luck, it was the market waking up. 🐋
And if the teaser’s for the webapp?
This is just the appetizer. That bot is about to print like it’s never printed before, and $BANANA's value is gonna explode. 💥
Whales already know. The question is, do you?
They have over 9b trading volume with just a tg bot lol. The web app will print like there is no tomorrow
Congrats if you survived so far. The binance of on-chain trading will soon go up only
$BANANA
Honest TL;DR on $BANANA (BG) @bananagun
What is it?
> Banana gun is a a Telegram bot built for crypto degens and on-chain traders
> offering the best sniping tools and trading utilities on Ethereum, with a growing presence on other chains like SOL, Base.
Why Does It Matter?
> Most of crypto is full of degens that play extreme low caps which require you an edge to get in early and exit fast
> BG stands out as the go-to platform for efficient sniping and automated trading.
Why is $BANANA Thriving?
1⃣ Dominant Market Position
• BG thrives while others have faltered, backed by real, measurable metrics like
> monthly revenue, a growing user base, and product performance.
2⃣ Revenue-Generating Utility
• It’s not just hype— BG generates real income through its advanced features, giving holders direct value.
$90mil annualised revenue
> They're in the Top20 for revenue in the entirety of crypto.
3⃣ Competitor Wipeout
• Tools like Unibot have lagged behind due to $BANANA’s superior performance and continuous updates.
Key Features & Performance
• Auto Sniping: Effortless sniping for token launches with built-in safety measures.
• Limit Orders: Automate profit-taking, stop-loss, and trailing strategies.
• Copy Trading: Mimic successful trades with ease.
• Anti-Rug Protection: Industry-leading systems with an 85% success rate.
• MEV-Resistant Swaps: Secure trades without frontrunning risks.
• Scam Detection: Simulates sells to avoid honeypots.
Tokenomics:
• Deflationary Mechanics: Every trade burns supply, driving value for holders.
• Revenue Sharing: Rewards distributed in ETH, BANANA, and SOL.
• Pumpamentals: APR spikes have hit 37%, with more growth expected.
It dominates the market over competitors
> On #Ethereum it has 60% market share
> On #Base it has 20% market share
> On #Solana it has 3% market share
With the upcoming Webapp (ETA in January 2025)
> They're looking to to capture more of the market share in Solana which will be another huge milestone for BG.
> It is the shovel that helps degens fulfil their deepest cravings.
> Trying to snipe new launch memes; or carry out limit orders; snipe new utility tokens.
> It is the a necessary tool to be EARLY in the degen space.
Roadmap & Innovation
1⃣Web App Launch: Expanding to a multi-chain platform, including Solana, Base, and Blast.
• New features: Portfolio management, DEX integration, and customizable dashboards.
2⃣Continued Expansion: Broader utility across chains and revenue-sharing incentives for token holders.
3⃣ Rewards Dashboard: Claimable ETH/BANANA rewards and referral bonuses to grow adoption.
With the web app launch, I expect it to grow in users which in turn brings more revenue and more value to holders.
How to track and keep up to date: 👇
Potential Risks:
The only way I see an invalidation for $BANANA is:
1⃣ Technical Failures: Major bot issues that remain unaddressed.
2⃣ Superior Competitors which have a token that overtakes BG in all aspects and are on another level in terms of product (highly unlikely at this stage in the bull)
The Thesis:
> BG is one of the few projects I’ve studied in the space that ticks off nearly all boxes:
• Revenue - They have more than 90% of projects ✅
• Adoption - They’ve got it (300,000 users) ✅
• Community - gives back through Rev. share
• Pumpamentals - easily shillable ( pick and shovel play for degens), strong product and deflationary ✅
• Team - excellent otherwise it wouldn’t be possible to make such a product which has consistently generated large revenue for months on end ✅
> Majority of crypto would aspire to be a successful project like BG, yet it's no way near the Top100
> Everything is already there, only price is undervalued, giving you more security to enter with size
Finally:
As we approach an alt-szn and if you believe that ETH will make new ATH’s and that things will get crazier
> Then there is no doubt that the metrics will go up, making banana even more valuable.