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[patrona @_patricia_147]

i actually hate when they ask me to turn my flashlight on at the concert like i barely got battery as it is

[patrona @_patricia_147]

@MilkBandito69 @gracecamille_ mind you aaron rodgers stayed getting top in the locker room 🙄🙄🙄

[patrona @_patricia_147]

@SirDomonic meaffffffff

[louis slotin @365potropica]

i dont smoke unless im smoken to

[patrona @_patricia_147]

@buddiestiel @ehjovan ok but i need a dua lipa episode

[T @nottolu_ar]

All this just to die btw

[patrona @_patricia_147]

i need the bust down season 2 rn

[ɴ. 𖤐👻 @luvblessingz]

whenever coworkers say "welcome back" after vacation it feels like a slur

[patrona @_patricia_147]

give ariana grande some fucking grace jesus christ

[🪽 @tinyangelette]

we’re supposed to .

[Kae ‎‎‎ @Jolly_Blaziken]

Hookup asked me to take out the trash for him on my way out

[patrona @_patricia_147]

NOT YALL SHUSHING JEN BYE

[patrona @_patricia_147]

some people don’t have playlists for different moods and just skipped their liked songs … kinda scary

[MRD4YTONA bot @MRD4YTONA]

Jesus shared thy bread

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@hippojuicefilm You mean crack head faggot. And all your gym pictures with your greased up muscles are really hot Royce.

[patrona @_patricia_147]

does gabriel have a right to a confessional or

[blanc @dqveed]

notice how the bear realized she wasn't interested and left her alone without calling her an ugly bitch

[patrona @_patricia_147]

WHY THE FUCK IS THERE MINT IN MY POWERADE WTF

[patrona @_patricia_147]

WHY IS DEB ON THE BREAKFAST CLUB BYEEEEE

[patrona @_patricia_147]

@tacobell $7 for a cantina mexican pizza you’re absolutely smoking dick