Patrick Ball

likes: sports, beer, pop culture. comms and content guy. now at @dassault3ds. ex of @caredotcom.

[Patrick Ball @_patrickball]

@jeffpearlman Jeff the curmudgeon strikes again. Smith and Malone both achieved career-spanning records after 2001 and haven’t been challenged since. A fairer comp would’ve been TDs to HRs. Football fans do know Jerry is the all-time leader and is basically a season ahead of the next best.

[Patrick Ball @_patrickball]

been thinking this for a while and finally have to ask: anyone else think mirrorball kinda sounds like built to spill?

[Isaac @WorldofIsaac]

If states used corporate terms:

Nevada: We'll circle back with you

Arizona: not sure we have the bandwidth today

Pennsylvania: we'll do a deep dive and get to you by EOW

Georgia: some things have bubbled up

Alaska: we can see Russia from our voting center

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

it’s going to be very interesting to see who will win the u.s. presidential election

[Patrick Ball @_patrickball]

🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

[Axios @axios]

.@jonathanvswan: “Oh, you’re doing death as a proportion of cases. I’m talking about death as a proportion of population. That’s where the U.S. is really bad. Much worse than South Korea, Germany, etc.”

@realdonaldtrump: “You can’t do that.”

Swan: “Why can’t I do that?”

[Patrick Ball @_patrickball]

Make sure to read through the end.

[Carly is on threads @carlycarioli]

This week, my daughter is among the peaceful protesters seeking justice for George Floyd. Today, I'm telling her about Frank Lynch, a young black soul singer who was murdered by Boston police in 1970, and how Boston's black community invented a new idea for protesting injustice.

[Patrick Ball @_patrickball]

Anyone else think @PhilMickelson looks like he was sponsored by a company intranet? #TheMatch2

[Patrick Ball @_patrickball]

Wright Thompson is the Michael Jordan of magazine writing. https://t.co/YSZvwbUw7v

[Patrick Ball @_patrickball]

👇Big if true 👇

[7News Boston WHDH @7News]

Miami, Jets, Bills hope to capitalize on Brady’s departure
https://t.co/ZWfPuurGNV

[Care.com @CareDotCom]

[THREAD] We’re proud to partner with @GovRaimondo to help Rhode Island’s frontline health workers get access to #childcare while daycare & schools are closed. Let’s take care of the people who are taking care of us. Here’s how @RIGov is #LeadingWithCare: https://t.co/YHs31fN7v4

[anand iyer @ai]

Check out @CareDotCom Explore: Online Activity Classes for children https://t.co/g63FrzO0kE

[Wu Tang Clan @WuTangClan]

Protect Ya Neck against the Coronavirus. We are making a few thousand prints and distributing them across New York City. Feel FREE to do the same in your City.
Share and RT this to the world. #wutang

[Taffy Brodesser-Akner @taffyakner]

LOL to all the "how to work from home without going insane" stories. Take it from someone who works from home: We knew that already. We still didn't do it. That's why we're insane. You won't do better than we did.

[Patrick Ball @_patrickball]

This tool is fun as hell. Here’s a “cold war” guide to fighting coronavirus I made feat ⁦@Cautiousclayton⁩ https://t.co/lBr4pfeVs9! https://t.co/tBOTuMVoHW

[Patrick Ball @_patrickball]

@chroncich1 I'm a little biased, but the Work + Life newsletter from care@work is full of great HR and workplace content. Here's a recent example: https://t.co/GG4yjalrLM

Sign up here: https://t.co/kEyy9UzUp8

[Patrick Ball @_patrickball]

@JeffBonci @TheCousinSal Whaaaatttt a rrrushhh

[Patrick Ball @_patrickball]

go ahead and block out some time for this deep dive into corporate speak https://t.co/BokbCrBGY9 via @thecut