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✨pastel prince✨| he/him

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When they first meet you vs when they get to know you

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@sedderaside Where my people at? Where my people at?

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This is this story of my life tbh

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okay help me settle this debate, would you rather:
1) only be allowed to drink skim milk any time you want a beverage. like only plain skim milk nothing else
2) have to walk/run everywhere for the rest of your life and never take any form of transportation

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@melabiewilson Omg he really stole the show

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Good morning world a brilliant business idea came to me in a dream last night so lmk if you wanna invest now

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@__slickwilly__ @emmalizgirl @TheChicagoDogs YOURE KIDDING NO WAY

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@emmalizgirl @__slickwilly__ So would that mean we would be the chicago hotdogs???

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@cramenem OKAY BUT THIS IS SO GOOD OMG

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@AnnaEssayian @GandhiArmaan I miss Khali so much 😭😭

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Every time I type in orland park on my phone, it autocorrects to Orlando and it makes me so sad 😭😭 I miss my ucf people 🖤💛

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Realizing that I have to actually smile with my whole face again in a maskless society and I can just squint my eyes and call it a day

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@leahhandrews You’re literally a hero omg I had no idea

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@kaylagibby99 Sometimes I go through phases where like plain buttered toast or ritz crackers taste GOURMET 🧑🏼‍🍳🤌🏼

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for reference 😌

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fuck a zodiac sign, which sister are you from my life as a teenage robot???

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Thinking about how my orthodontist never wore gloves and would put his bare hand in my mouth when I used to go in for appointments. But the man knew what he was doing bc my teeth came out GOOD so no complaints here

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@sadlykriz Thanks for getting this stuck in my head

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@__slickwilly__ Not Dr. Bender omg 💀💀

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@plzwearamask How did you know 😳

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Happy Valentine’s Day but only to all the girls I would date if I were str8