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[MLB @MLB]

Jacob Misiorowski remains an NL Cy Young favorite 🔥

[Hi I’m Paul @_paulwall1]

@AustinAbbott 973

[MLB @MLB]

Jacob Misiorowski threw 10 pitches in the 1st inning:

102.4 MPH
103.0 MPH
102.8 MPH
102.7 MPH
103.2 MPH
103.3 MPH
103.3 MPH
103.5 MPH
103.1 MPH
103.6 MPH

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Draft week blockbuster: The Giants are trading three-time Pro Bowl defensive tackle Dexter Lawrence to the Bengals in a deal that will include the 10th overall pick going to New York, per ESPN sources.

The Giants now head into Thursday night with the 5th and 10th overall picks.

[MLB @MLB]

The @Reds come from behind to earn their fifth straight win!

[MLB @MLB]

#OpeningDay in Cincinnati 😤

IYKYK

[Mitch Goldich 🐙 @mitchgoldich]

The biggest game of the first round is on Friday, when Long Island battles Arizona for iced tea supremacy

[Hi I’m Paul @_paulwall1]

@DraftKings @DKSportsbook Witt is the only answer. Judge and Harper will be 37 and might not be on the roster.

[Hi I’m Paul @_paulwall1]

@MyGolfSpy If you expect to be a scratch golfer after 2 lessons when you’re a 20 handicap sure call it a scam. But anything to improve is not.

[World Baseball Classic @WBCBaseball]

GENO 😤

Eugenio Suárez CRUSHES one 😮 #WorldBaseballClassic

[MLB @MLB]

The Los Angeles Dodgers are giving away this limited edition Yoshinobu Yamamoto x Yoshi from Super Mario bobblehead on March 31 vs the Guardians 😮🔥

@SuperMarioMovie

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Someone who is ambidextrous can use both hands equally well

Someone who is “ambisinister” is equally clumsy with both hands

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Punch, the viral lonely monkey, has now been hugged and groomed by an adult monkey for the first time

Zoo staff previously gave him a plushie for comfort when he struggled to fit in with other macaques

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

Home sweet home.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Heinz has revealed a seven pound keg of ketchup ahead of Super Bowl Sunday

It holds 114 ounces of ketchup and is 19.5 inches tall

[Hi I’m Paul @_paulwall1]

@IGN @Major_Mangoes

[Formula 1 @F1]

The dates for your diary are in! 🗓️

Not long to go now until launch season gets underway for 2026 😎

#F1

[SleeperBengals @SleeperBengals]

Per @JamesRapien, Joe Flacco left a signed jersey at Ja’Marr Chase’s locker, calling him “the greatest ever” and mentioning how grateful he was to play alongside him.

Chase told Rapien that he asked Flacco for the jersey.

[Cincinnati 💔 @CincyProblems]

100 Days until Opening Day. 💯⚾ #Reds