payton atwell

do what ya like, like what ya do

[payton atwell @_paytooon_]

@IngMatthew buddy just didn’t wanna finish his drink

[payton atwell @_paytooon_]

@IngMatthew

[payton atwell @_paytooon_]

i wanna move to NJ so that i never have to pump my own gas

[payton atwell @_paytooon_]

when a profile u thought u had blocked shows up as a following suggestion on instagram & it says “follow back”🤡

[payton atwell @_paytooon_]

3 years ago i didn’t even know the difference between a wheel and a tire now i find myself searching “5x120” on facebook marketplace….for fun.

[Afrike Phakos 🥀 @AfrikeP]

wine drunk is the best type of drunk

[Party Life @LifeAsParty]

My parents told me “the problem with putting others first is you’ve taught them you come last” and that hit me hard

[IamBrianteK💕 @taeeprettyy]

To avoid disappointment, take people as they are && not what they could be

[payton atwell @_paytooon_]

*me telling matthew how Chris Harrison is stepping down*
matthew: it just won’t be the bachelor without him :(

[🎱 @cozzzy__]

that “reply to two classmates shit” be blowing me son

[rainabaina. @makeit_rainUH]

“Wait!! Before you shoot, let me just read one....last....scriptu— GUN COMPARTMENT.”

[payton atwell @_paytooon_]

when you let an ingellis tie your shoes at a party and 2 1/2 yrs later you’re heating his towel up while he’s in the shower🤡

[payton atwell @_paytooon_]

week 2 of living w matthew *tonight in bed* him: so how do you feel about that Charmin ultra soft tp??

[Libertarian Party @LPNational]

This is not patriotism. This is not protesting. This is reprehensible violence and aggression and needs to stop now. We hope safety for all those who work in the Capitol.

[payton atwell @_paytooon_]

i have to teach my boyfriend how to use social media everyday and he acts like he’s 85 years old

[˗ˏˋ ryn ˎˊ˗ @onlineryn]

colleges getting rid of breaks and making accelerated schedules

[Colt @ColtTTV_]

no one:

me: do you want ur present now