dan🤙

Ross Geller shitpost account

[dan🤙 @_peas22]

Literally so happy to be in my bed
Yall could not even imagine

[dan🤙 @_peas22]

Just googled “chud meaning”

[dan🤙 @_peas22]

Yogurt maxxing

[dan🤙 @_peas22]

Life is in slow motion
God I feel like shit

[dan🤙 @_peas22]

My puppy died yesterday
I hate that!!
She was perfect!

[dan🤙 @_peas22]

My dog died today

[dan🤙 @_peas22]

I need to take another Benadryl

[dan🤙 @_peas22]

I can’t tell if I believe I’m not worthy of good things or if i believe I’m just a person that good things don’t happen to

[dan🤙 @_peas22]

Mmmm

[dan🤙 @_peas22]

OK why did nobody wanna tell me about the mango Tajín outshine bars
I will be acting up
That is a promise!

[dan🤙 @_peas22]

Yoooo! Why tf is it the morning???!
Like what?

[dan🤙 @_peas22]

I’m full gas on always having 2 pillow cases on each pillow
I will NEVER return to my sinful past!

[dan🤙 @_peas22]

No it’s so sick that very common side effect of my SSRI is that I’ll never cum again and I’m somehow sweatier??!

Seems intentional

Seems like a punishment from the divine

[dan🤙 @_peas22]

I don’t like Reddit
I just spent too long on r/weirdeggs

It’s just shocking really…

I feel strange now

[𝚃 @T_wontmiss]

how it feels to talk to a person who doesn't ask any questions after answering yours

[dan🤙 @_peas22]

Had to keep rewinding Anthropoid bc I kept thinking too loud about Cillian Murphy
I had to give up

[dan🤙 @_peas22]

I will be watching Stop! That! Train!
It is important that everybody knows this

[dan🤙 @_peas22]

I miss Anthony Bourdain every day

[dan🤙 @_peas22]

Oh so on top of my increased suffering
Now I can’t sleep???
This is so sick!!!

[dan🤙 @_peas22]

Wtf do u know about continental drip