Peetah!!!

Hard life, Soft Guy

[slyvan. @showtimeslyy]

my papa carry my car comot yesterday, i wake up today see full tank
daddy oyoyo jorrrr, na you win

[Adika @Adikastakes]

If you understand the context of this you’ll literally be crying 😭

[Anubis @eduantao]

Eu tentando dormir na noite anterior a algo importante

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

when I'm thinking of a way for me and my ex to get back in contact but my best friend keeps talking about some self worth

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

Getting paid while there’s still money left from the last paycheck feels like unlocking a bonus level in adulthood

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

The person sleeping with your partner watching you brag about them online

[🧸 @_y3maya]

😭her royal barrenness, you too??😭

[yo @xharppp]

Codeine crazy by future is one of the most important songs of the century.

[A very mad person. @ibroheemistall]

6th month of the year and no big win yet 💔

[Jim Halpert Argento @sapillopillo]

mbappe preguntandole a dembele por qué metió un hat trick sin su permiso

[Adika @Adikastakes]

At this point English speaking twitter is a waste of time 😭😭😭

[i make beats ✞ @DonDadaNYC]

Them pedestrians better get the fuck out my way when Puffin on Zooties come on

[kelvin @kelvinholdon]

You dey answer 400 questions with girl for WhatsApp..
But ANSWER 3 OUT OF 5 questions for school too much for you

[PARELLA™💕🐅 @web3righteous]

a new ai training platform….currently actively hiring!!!

no interview
just upload a CV and click apply

will send the link to those interested

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

two merlin no fit dey one relationship

[Noah @NoahKingJr]

Me in GTA when I see a better car:

[☆ @Literarium24]

"The child who obeys you out of fear, will one day lie to you for freedom."

—Niccolò Machiavelli

[shaka ⚡️ @shxkxbabu]

newcastle sporting director when he sees laporta