Weez

I'm not weird, I'm a limited edition😪

[Andrew @Andrew664065]

I’m feeling an Mbappe banger todays, bros, outside the box.

[CentreGoals. @centregoals]

What a strike from Kylian Mbappé 😮‍💨☄️

[S👻 @scrapytweets]

It’s now a number game until Drogba and Hazard gets involved

[Da’ Jamal.23⚽️🏀 @Dajamal_23]

Laporte earns £405,473 per week, that’s $530,000 per week as a football player.

For context:

The average annual income in the USA is just $80,000, 5 working days in a week, Laporte is earning $530k to play twice in a week and less than 4 hours daily training in a highly equipped and exotic environment.

The annual income of Law Professor in the top US universities is less than $200k per year, Laporte is earning $530k per week.

The highest paid Surgeon are Neurosurgery and they are getting paid $763k per year, Laporte is earning $530k per week.

A huge percentage of the 8billion human population that exist today will not earn Laporte weekly salary in their whole life time.

You are not doing us a favor by playing, you can easily hang up your boot today and still live a better life.

Also, FIFA should removed those stupid friendlies and nonsense tournaments, cut their salaries if that’s what is required.

[Dr Yash  @YashRMFC]

Bro saw Kroos in the stadium and dropped an absolute masterclass.

[TC @totalcristiano]

Cristiano Ronaldo really took a freekick from this position and still scored. 😂

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

Cristiano Ronaldo x Marcelo and their sons.🤍

[J☔ @Shadygize]

Top scorers in Laliga since 2005/06⚽️

A THREAD:

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

Fede Valverde might just be the most underrated player ever. 🇺🇾

He's so good and doesn't get half the credit he deserves because of all the other superstars in that team. 🤍

[Steez⁴⁷ @Steez_47]

He wasn’t wrong this a classic forever

[kofi_champ ⁶𓅓 @kofi_champ_]

Aye, Future has never made 300K first-week album sales in his entire career. Drake’s lowest is Future’s best, and that was the Honestly, Nevermind album.

[♱ @eyeconichoe]

me, a virgin, never kissed anyone, never even held hands with someone romantically: i'm a whore

[DEAD END HIP HOP @DeadEndHipHop]

-Kendrick Lamar

[Kendrick Lamar Updates @KendrickChart]

Life as a Kendrick fan in 2024:

[TC @totalcristiano]

Cristiano Ronaldo turns 40 in 5 months.