Johnny Utah (actual surfer)

not a parody // guy with camera // Rollie Fingers kid // deuteranopia // Pearl•Steen // PA for Grownups 2 //

[Johnny Utah (actual surfer) @_perlstein]

my 2026 movie thread:

[Johnny Utah (actual surfer) @_perlstein]

@qnorapname_ does he have a favorite ATHF character

[Johnny Utah (actual surfer) @_perlstein]

Babe wake up, Werwulf trailer dropped

[Werwulf @werwulfmovie]

Do not dread the darkness. Embrace it.

Robert Eggers' WERWULF is only in theaters this Christmas.

[Johnny Utah (actual surfer) @_perlstein]

Jackass feels like one of the last true bastions of slapstick comedy, the modern day equivalent of Three Stooges hijinks and hilarity, where people aren’t obsessed over the plot and the focal point is the silliness

[johnny “the rabid wolverine"joestar @thats_so_traevn]

under rated jackass bit is the human bungee jump with preston and weeman

[Johnny Utah (actual surfer) @_perlstein]

@AustinKimmell used to love flipping through the circulars as a kid; the Building #19 that used to be on the Lynnway was just turned into an apartment complex

[Johnny Utah (actual surfer) @_perlstein]

(read this in a John Oliver voice)

[sebastian castillo @bartlebytaco]

old image i found on my computer. jack handey. just looked at it a good 5-8 minutes

[Johnny Utah (actual surfer) @_perlstein]

not the point of this post but it is really funny to imagine Evil Pritzker coming out out of the woodwork during leap years

[Governor JB Pritzker @GovPritzker]

I’ve been marching for LGBTQ+ rights since Pride was considered a protest — and these shorts were in style.

And I’m proud to keep marching as a celebration of hope in our state today.

The LGBTQ+ community has a proud ally in the Governor’s Office 365 days a year.

[Johnny Utah (actual surfer) @_perlstein]

So @WCVB sent a crew to Brockton in the early hours of the morning after Cape Verde’s World Cup draw to report on trash left behind from celebrations, conveniently aired hours before Cape Verdeans were in the streets cleaning after themselves, comments are as racist as you think

[Johnny Utah (actual surfer) @_perlstein]

“Kids in school deserve suffering so they can acclimate to suffering in their 30s”

[Johnny Utah (actual surfer) @_perlstein]

@supermega "New? Start Here" Supermega Playlist

[Johnny Utah (actual surfer) @_perlstein]

@sheezy_t surely there was a better wording that didn't make me break my ankles rushing to see if he is still alive

[Johnny Utah (actual surfer) @_perlstein]

Six Flags charges fcukyou levels of money for terrible food, tickets and parking, and you expect me to feel relieved that a Coke can give me a discount???

[Shaun Ranks the Mouse @rankingthemouse]

Just in the last year, we've lost 4 significant Parks in the US to closure:

• Six Flags America
• Wild Waves Theme Park
• Fun Spot Georgia
• ZDT's Amusement

Add in future closures like California's Great America & Dixie Landin' & its a sad era of local Parks in the US

[Johnny Utah (actual surfer) @_perlstein]

The idea of nervously going into a game on edge while Mbappe marches down the field and deposits it top corner while gliding on whippets lol

[Johnny Utah (actual surfer) @_perlstein]

You forced Haiti to change their uniform because you didn’t like it

A veteran goalie was told they’d have to pay $15,000 for their mom to attend

You force specific teams to fly in from Tijuana and leave immediately after

I’m supposed to care about France?

[The New York Times @nytimes]

From @TheAthletic: France’s request to wear black armbands in honour of head coach Didier Deschamps’s mother was declined by FIFA, the French Football Federation said. https://t.co/CZhAowyhvJ

[N̶o̶ Socio @nosociodeboca__]

Imaginate estar empatado en todo y quedar afuera por el criterio de quién toma más Coca

[Johnny Utah (actual surfer) @_perlstein]

the TL refreshed as I was looking at two kittens labeled Japan and Sweden fighting in a circle surrounded by a bunch of Brazil flags, if any of you see it, please send it my way

[Mitsu @mitsutakak]

大雨の凄さを撮っていたところでメキシコの2点目が決まった！！

[ؘ @attackerentitan]

ai to rindo muito disso

[o 🇳🇴💫 @gaupsetfc]

put the fucking world cup on a normal tv channel please

[Just Another Guy @just_guy_va]

@GusSaltonstall