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real G’s move in silence like lasagna

[p @_peytonkul]

I wonder if the American government knows that hospitals here are so miserable that women would rather GIVE BIRTH IN THEIR TUB AT HOME than go in. Or maybe that’s the point….

[p @_peytonkul]

When that one friend becomes a realtor and then you have to mute them on social media

[p @_peytonkul]

I don’t really accept anybody saying their vote for Trump was a “mistake” or that they regret voting for him. This is his second term in office. You said what you said.

[p @_peytonkul]

If a robber came into my house and said “hand me your remote or I’ll shoot” 99% of days, I’d be dead

[p @_peytonkul]

@kimcrawfordwine I can’t message you unless verified 🙃🙃🙃

[p @_peytonkul]

What is going on with @kimcrawfordwine !? The last three bottles I’ve bought taste like they were fermented in a shoe.

[p @_peytonkul]

@sabesynada Bad bitch, with a baddie friend

[p @_peytonkul]

@stonedonbravo LIVING for the pic you chose of Melissa 😂😂

[p @_peytonkul]

@UberEats so your policy states if the order arrives by the “latest arrival time” then the order is ineligible for refund but you constantly change/delay the arrival time? And the app doesn’t track when the order was placed, or send a verification email/text. Scam

[p @_peytonkul]

WHY do people eat this stuff? It’s almost like God tried to put it on highest shelf so we couldn’t find it….

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Harvesting durian is not a riskless job

[📹 makassar_iinfo]
https://t.co/SZLPFssl9F

[p @_peytonkul]

Never seen someone fumble a bag so badly 😂 for some retweets and likes

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Drake has reportedly slid into another woman’s inbox on Instagram.

[p @_peytonkul]

I’ve never seen two more coked out individuals on live television

[Ayan’s PERIOD DOT💋✨💁🏽‍♀️ @NoVAGurl703]

What in the actual fuck is going on here?! #PumpRules

[p @_peytonkul]

Me as a work from home mom trying to start her own business 😅

[white woman w/ a yelp account @blakeissweaty]

This is what it feels like to have more than 2 tasks to do at work

[p @_peytonkul]

Face card constantly declining

[Chris 🇪🇨 @iamchriscorooo]

wrap this holiday sht up, i’m ready to file my taxes

[p @_peytonkul]

@thetiarawillis Can this help my baby who has some discoloration on her belly due to excema? She is mixed race, the excema usually starts as a slightly red color but now that it’s healed she has white spots 😥

[p @_peytonkul]

If you’re wondering what NOT to get as a baby shower gift it’s clothes

[p @_peytonkul]

Cry me a river

[Britney Stan 🌹 @BritneyTheStan]

Justin Timberlake is reportedly "miserable" after fans and Hollywood A-listers like Madonna have turned on him following Britney's memoir #TheWomanIMe

[p @_peytonkul]

*could never

[Cool Girl @Tea_witdre]

RHOBH would NEVER!!

[p @_peytonkul]

@tmobile are you down in the entire Miami area????? This tweet probably wont even go through…. 😡