P. HALL

"Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." — Michael Scott #MAHA 🇺🇸

[P. HALL @_phall]

Life is all fun and games until your 4 year old puts a wallet in the toaster and turns it on.

#ParentingTips #ParentHumor

[Tony Tsoukalas @Tony_Tsoukalas]

The state of Alabama is now 4-4 in baseball super regionals over the past two years.

Alabama -- 2-0
Troy -- 2-0
Auburn -- 0-4

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

🚨🇺🇸🇮🇱 The Pentagon espionage bombshell just got worse...

New reporting confirms Israel has been eavesdropping on the American peace negotiators themselves.

The targets named: Steve Witkoff, Trump's top negotiator with Iran. Elbridge Colby, the Pentagon's policy chief.

And Michael DiMino, who runs Middle East policy.

Israel wasn't just collecting on America generally.

It was listening to the specific men writing the deal Netanyahu opposes.

What's wild is the documented incidents read like operations against an enemy state.

American defense personnel in Israel discovered spyware surreptitiously installed on their phones.

In 2021, Israeli military intelligence officers were caught planting listening devices at DIA headquarters.

Last year, Shin Bet officers were discovered trying to bug a Secret Service vehicle.

A SECRET SERVICE VEHICLE.

One senior official described the Israeli collection effort against top U.S. officials as "unhinged."

And the rating in context: Israel's counterintelligence threat level is now higher than any other American ally and EVEN HIGHER than some adversaries.

Notice who got targeted.

Colby is the most prominent advocate of foreign policy restraint in the government.

DiMino runs Mideast policy. Witkoff writes the deal.

Israel's espionage maps perfectly onto the people standing between Netanyahu and the war he wants to continue. They bugged the peace.

All of this while Israeli officers sit inside CENTCOM with unprecedented access, while Congress moves Section 224 to link the two militaries' systems and data permanently, and while Huckabee negotiates the framework.

The Pentagon says the ally is spying at a critical level.

Washington's answer is to hand them the keys to the network. Please make it make sense...

Source: NYT

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@EthanforMD Is this accurate? @grok

[The Anarchist Chef 🧑‍🍳🏴 @Hortysir]

Anyone else notice that when a bill is beneficial to US, it takes hearing after hearing and infinite committee meetings to maybe pass the house

But when it's for Israel or Ukraine, it's passed before any of us even knew there was a bill

[Derrick Evans @DerrickEvans4WV]

This is INSANE.

AIPAC controls 76% of the members of Congress, regardless of which party they belong to.

There’s def a uniparty, but it looks much different than I could have ever imagined.

I NEVER looked or paid attention to any of this until they took out Thomas Massie.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: More than half of the publicly identified donors to President Trump’s White House ballroom project have won new or expanded federal contracts worth more than $50 billion, per WaPo

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

So let me get this straight.

Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.

Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.

Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.

Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.

And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”

Please.

[The married man @marriedmn]

The WORST feeling for a man is when he tries to have a conversation with his woman about her BEHAVIOR that hurts him everyday, but instead of listening, she gets ANGRY and turns the situation around on him and makes him look like he's the problem.

[Dow @mark_dow]

Trump has won this war 7 times.

He’s negotiated a peace settlement 12 times.

And he’s opened the Strait of Hormuz at least 4 times.

What more do you want from him?

[i like computers @WildComputers]

Sizes of subatomic particles

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Lmaoooo he said SGA turns into a Toy Story character when somebody yells 'Andy's coming!' with the slightest amount of contact 😂😂

[mark normand @marknorm]

She’s unarmed

[Straight Florida @StraightFlorida]

Behold: the final boss of suburbia.

This absolute reformed swamplord looked at a $40 pop-up tent, some 2x4s, and a John Deere, then declared war on sweating forever. You can take the Florida out of the sticks, but the sticks just built him a mobile yard command center with 100% shade and zero shits given.

He’s not mowing grass—he’s piloting a rolling redneck yacht through HOA waters, sipping victory while the neighbors rage-type on Nextdoor. One-man parade at 5 mph, full tiki bar vibes, eyesore upgraded to engineering legend.

Unfiltered Florida genius. Peak evolution. 🌴🍺

[Kobe Bryant Stories & Motivation @kobehighlight]

When Kobe and Carmelo Anthony met in the NBA playoffs 🔥

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

😭😭😭

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: Nebraska woman hospitalized after a dog in another vehicle accidentally fired a shotgun at her.

[Baseball’s Greatest Moments @BBGreatMoments]

Worst slide I’ve ever seen goes to this dude 😂

[De Christian Life @DeChristianLife]

More than words can explain

[lememe_james @LememeJames]

😆😆😆