Phil

Professional Editor, Unprofessional Surfer.

[Phil @_phamer]

#MyTwitterAnniversary

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@Drake sampling R Kelly when there’s hundreds of articles about his inappropriate relationship with Millie Bobby Brown would be like Mike McGuire doing a TV commercial for anabolic steroids during the ‘98 mlb season.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Millions of years from now the next "intelligent" species will destroy itself by burning fossilized people.

And I'll laugh and laugh.

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@JColeNC @TIDAL ???

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@jamesninness I thought Mike Judge already did

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@realphilhendrie I like the taste of MAGA tears

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This is what’s trending the day after an attempted coup... we are doomed.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

The best way to honor veterans is to stop making them. #VeteransDay

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@deray Glenn Greenwald is slowly turning into Alex Jones

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Phil’s Home Setup https://t.co/Bc0v7UILTG

[Gravel Institute @GravelInstitute]

We support our boys in blue.

[Andrew Weinstein @Weinsteinlaw]

RT if you support dissolving the NRA.

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@kylieatwood Is this supposed to say “block Chinese airlines”? Not “black”?

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I hope now that @TheWinkApp is a subscription service they actually update the app and create an iPad specific app.

[Karamo @Karamo]

I would watch this reality show! #CoolinWithTheCuomos staring @ChrisCuomo & @NYGovCuomo & #MamaCuomo

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#GirlDad

[Timothy Burke @bubbaprog]

.@ewarren's answer to a question about an anti-homeless law in Las Vegas is the greatest encapsulation of the housing crisis in this country and how to solve it that I've ever heard. This is absolutely marvelous.