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straight up sleepy

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it is my birthday and also i ran my first ever 10 minute mile. time to celebrate with cookie dough cheesecake

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no one told me that a jesse wells concert was going to be type 2 fun and i’ve cried three times

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let’s go falcons or something

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this photo doesn’t show my favorite part, which is the ambulance’s dinosaur tail

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y’know, when i stopped coaching gymnastics, i kinda thought my days of wearing onesies for work were over. and yet,

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me when i apply to take a course and actually get accepted and now have to take the course

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you’ll never guess what happened

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if i hear lost in the static live im going to lose my shit

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savangah banangahs

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i’ve not only attended but organized a group attendance to so many car meets in the past year… who am i

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it’s official

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first good thing to happen in 2025 bye hh

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loud

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before & after

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having a lazy landlord rocks… our washing machine started making a noise and rather than deal with it she just bought us a new one

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barista a: what were you doing in 2014?
barista b: oh man, i don’t even want to think about it
barista c: huh? 35?
barista a: no, 2014
barista c: ugh i can’t hear numbers

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why was five year old me more capable of understanding this than 25 year old me

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when people tell me to fold something hot dog or hamburger style i panic and forget which one is which every time

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please welcome our newly adopted beautiful rat son