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[pheebs ♡ @_phoebefletcher]

i’ll forever say this but lighter nights just make you feel soooo much better it’s crazy 🌤

[bella ૮₍ ˃ ⤙ ˂ ₎ა @mexlodiie]

LMFAOOO IM CRYING

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

tweeting for the girls who always picked truth in truth or dare cuz they didn't feel like getting up to do anything

[jayribus @coldharbors]

asked hungry british coworker if he was so hungry he could eat a horse and he asked if i was referencing the tesco horsemeat scandal

[sophie @seigfrieder]

Work friend that I want to turn into my real life friend texted me first

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

the way hantavirus saw nobody giving af and just left

[Grey @Z_AceOfGreys]

The UKs smash burger epidemic is driving me insane

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

i wish i could play w my ballsack but i don’t have one

[mimi @dolliermimi]

o conceito de não precisar mais assistir euphoria porque o twitter inteiro já anunciou que a rue morreu

[jon @jonxgenius]

You ask people to take pics of you and they will hand you back 20 pics of straight bullshit.

[rory🚶‍♀️ @roryofffilm]

me ripping open the bag to my chinese food instead of untying the knot

[bea @grlsolov]

alguns de vcs nunca leram fanfic +18 escrita por uma criança de 14 anos tendo 12 e da pra perceber

[David Brownie @pepsiculo]

yo preparándome para salir: dios por qué mierda dije que si

[Terry Hague @TezzaBelle88]

30° abroad: “let’s explore this town.”

30° in the UK: “I may not survive this Sainsbury’s trip.”

[osama @0ba0sama]

Wall-E came out in 2008 and y’all still littering

[latke @latkedelrey]

listened to buttons by the pussycat dolls on my run and almost cried… they don’t make songs like this anymore

[ɴᴀᴅɪ.🎀༘ @luvblessingz]

Apple needs to bring back the iPods. I just want peace and music. No notifications or phone calls.

[ahj @uglygirlahj]

My 20s so far has been nothing but losing respect 4 everybody I’ve known for years😭