Viggo Mortadella

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it’s not businessing to you that I’m clocking on

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almost forgot this is the whole portobello

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don’t see SUPERMAN in the front row

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the average human can survive on a diet of only corn and cheese for approximately 78 years.

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never*** oops sorry

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kill yourself

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bro last night my life be like ooooooo whaaaaaaaa oooooo

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@GeraldUndone @CDisillusion photo by @imPatrickT

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I’m like HBO Max without the H the way my pits be reeking

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#WhopperWednesday

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I just locked into the most insane flow state crushing cloves of garlic.

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you ever wonder what the last text you’ll ever send might be?

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I’m allergic to cantaloupe

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cheese
sausage
sausage with carrots

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last night a cold chicken tender saved my life.

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@SnazzyLabs I worked at the Apple Store during MobileMe. I still haven’t recovered.

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my assets have been frozen

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I’ve decided that if you wear AirPods Max, you’re a fucking loser but if you wear SONY MDR-7506s you’re fucking cool.

cheers.

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forgot one

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I’ve been cooking lately