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Subsists on good humor, bad ideas, and terrible coffee. Thrives on fandom. Known weaknesses: stories and the people who tell them. (she/her)

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@CarolineDuvezin No clue what the etiquette is here, but I'd desperately love to read this

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We get to the places we need to be 💚

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Seattle, please be gentle. Your informative signage is useless against me.

[Critical Role CC Updates @CRTranscript]

This week we are trying something new! So we have two fantastic @CriticalScope panels for your volunteering pleasure. Grab up slots while they're hot, and help us make some closed captions! https://t.co/XxSmScvRVK #CriticalRole #accessibility

[Kendra @kendrawcandraw]

These look like I took engagement photos with my sword

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@ashesinyourhair Or it wanted you to start with him, specifically

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@greenduckies @ashesinyourhair I'm not sure if it aged well, but I can say for certain that Jitterbug Perfume delivers on beets.

"Breathe properly. Stay curious. And eat your beets." - Tom Robbins

[Critical Role CC Updates @CRTranscript]

#CriticalRole protip: when fighting one-on-one for glory and respect, never use the correct damage dice. CRTranscript protip: pick up a 5-minute slot to transcribe C2E53: Cornered and help us make closed captions! #accessibility https://t.co/NVyJWMPTvk

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@DitchLilyTiger If it helps, you have quantifiable evidence you were not alone in that

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@yellowkazoo Nothing says love like dramatic slow-mo

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@squeevening Lot of love for Xena, but I hear you. It wouldn't be at the top of the list in an apocalyptic scenario

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I can clock the moment cons became cons for me at precisely the point when the lights went up in Nashville to hair metal and Rob Benedict in white taffeta.

This one's gonna hurt.

[Elise 🐢 @elisedotkom]

there's no theme for karaoke karaoke is dead

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@AmberCorwin42 Nice to drop in and see you all!

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At some point in middle school I spent one Halloween in a period-accurate Victorian bicycling costume. Down to the bloomers. By choice.

[🍃🍂🍁 @WearyWithToil]

There is a kind of life where, with enough of it lived, the scariest things imaginable are good things.

[SonicFox @SonicFox]

embrace w e i r d

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@crystaIIvisions I was an insufferable snot. Still am 💛

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@WaywardTaryn Likewise 💛