Jessica

[Jessica @_pinkiguana]

@bugcel_ I have the same thing but in my right hip, it’s super uncomfortable 😵‍💫 since ive been doing yoga though (specifically Yin) it definitely seems to be helping

[Jessica @_pinkiguana]

someone is playing the harmonica at 3:30pm in the middle of the open-concept cubicles i am living in hell

[Jessica @_pinkiguana]

I snuck 3 cats into my apartment and my landlord thought I was dealing drugs because we would never let him in

[horse abe simpson @BARFMUSEUM]

are people actually telling their landlord they have a cat + pay pet rent or are we all lying

[Jessica @_pinkiguana]

@CricketthatsCat Looks like the janky version of my late baby 🤣

[Jessica @_pinkiguana]

Today I learned there is a large population of dumbasses who think there is sugar in koolaid packets

[Jessica @_pinkiguana]

@RealRubyRooo @ZodiacWhale @Chunky_Buttons Congrats, 200 other people are as stupid as you

[Jessica @_pinkiguana]

@iphone194629174 Bruh why would you not bring up the block after “yo” or the “how about yourself?” You’re not real lmaoo

[Jessica @_pinkiguana]

@chlocoate

[Jessica @_pinkiguana]

@Mae Because it’s Apple and Apple hates us, my galaxy buds would never

[Jessica @_pinkiguana]

@MissGinaDarling They will 100% refund you if you let them know what’s going on. A couple months ago I woke up to my cat passed away on my living room floor and had a similar situation and they were extremely empathetic and helpful.

[Jessica @_pinkiguana]

I used to be so nasty at this game wtf

[Jessica @_pinkiguana]

As someone who used to be a dog bather this is absolutely hilarious to me because those are demon dogs

[Alex @sanpellyenjoyer]

You don’t see dalmations too much these days. They were everywhere in media. It was pretty common to see them at dog parks/being walked. Now I haven’t seen one in probably a decade. Where the hell did they all go

[Jessica @_pinkiguana]

FELT

[raven ✮ @throwpickz]

there is NOTHING more humbling than fucking up ANY of your abilities on ana. yeah i fucked up my sleep dart and then i fucked up my nade and then i nanoed the wrong person i guess im killing myself

[Jessica @_pinkiguana]

@4r_solo I don’t understand this language but I know “oh shit” when I hear it

[✪ Wil ४ (zawe ashton enthusiast) @HARMONIPHOBIA]

@catgirlkirijo If my tank player isnt a middle aged man with kids or a nightowl college student in massive debt i know im losing the match

[Jessica @_pinkiguana]

when you don’t care what map is chosen until someone picks Aatlis

[Jessica @_pinkiguana]

@Bobufup @supermega @TheFaithSheriff It’s just him on a burner guys relax

[Jessica @_pinkiguana]

@Adiofreak I know you said this is the last engagement you give to him, but I heard of this discourse through this tweet so I have to share. Go to @supermega’s page and check out the fuckery 💀💀

[Jessica @_pinkiguana]

@junollari If my team completely sucks ass, yes I have out of spite lolol

[Jessica @_pinkiguana]

@NixLupus31 @windflowerve This is the one. I think I’ve been playing OW since 2017 and I can’t use any other bind