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@MR_STiXX I’m addicted to her salt and vinegar version.

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@DailyLoud How out of control is this epidemic?

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@ParikPatelCFA Why is it always the women on that list? It’s cursed.

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Me. Exiting the gym.

[kelelo badoula oblongata @keleeeeelo]

chego na academia de fone, dou bom dia pra o atendente, puxo meus pesos, não dou uma palavra com ninguém e saio

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@JigglyPants44 We’re all eating on the floor for him.

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@sarobertson_ He’s so tea

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@blonkstruggle Does he think he can do better than her?

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@evrenseImerak Australia finally acknowledging it’s part of Asia.

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@user84829272 She’d still have to do grocery shopping if she was single with no kids.

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@DelusionPosting Her transformation makes sense if you watch her autobiographical documentary.

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@tuvati Schrödinger’s crime

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@imjustnewatai You can tell he was a demon twink in his youth

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@lesbeyonsay No offence I thought it was IBS

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@loislegacy Pause

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@theashrb Attenborough voice: They’re a nocturnal species who move in packs near dawn and dusk to avoid detection and hunt the weak.

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@LucasSa56947288 They only have to read you your Miranda rights once they start questioning you to build a case for court. Hearn has not claimed any sort of custodial interrogation. He could have been asked to leave and trespassed upon refusal. That’s enough for a misdemeanor as claimed.

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@doublegee___ Had a double take ngl

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@TMZ Why is AI using Wikipedia as a source to Community Note a human?

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@NewsWire_US The last time that island cluster had a stable PM who finished four years was David Cameron. 😂

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@MeidasTouch Wonder if they'll need a tarp around for fixing this one as well.