“Nada beneficia a Argentina, se estan muriendo, no tienen plata, no tienen nada, me cae bien su Presidente pero no lo hagas sonar como que lo están haciendo bien, se están muriendo”.
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If Trump’s announcement today of a 90-day tariff pause was truly bullish and risk-on, why did we see 10Y yields spike to 4.50%+, SOFR swap spreads collapse to -40.62, gold rip $107 intraday, junk bond yields hit 8.51%, and TLT get liquidated on record volume all while equities soared? Shouldn’t these indicators have calmed, not worsened? Is this not confirmation that the tariff news was a sideshow, and the real story is a hidden collateral or funding crisis unraveling in real time?