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Bi 🏳️‍🌈

[david @semisauced]

Stopped sharing my location with a girl I haven't talked to in 3 years and she texted me 6 min later asking why I did that

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

Congratulations on working 40 hours! You are now free to dissociate for 2 days

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

The media will call today “a few hundred protesters.”

Don’t buy it.

Minnesota shut down. Georgia walked out. Maine rose up.

People marched in brutal conditions, less than 24 hours before a major winter storm, and still flooded the streets to reject ICE raids and Trump’s crackdown.

These clips are just a small sample of what’s happening right now.

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

“How do you know about that?”

You told me

[901 @901whodat]

FUCK TRUMP
FUCK VANCE
FUCK ICE
and if you dont like this tweet
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK
YOU

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

pregnant or not, pray over your womb. pray against cysts, fibroids, ovarian cancer, etc…🤍

[🪐👁️ @energyhealingjw]

If this message finds you, it is a sign [from the Universe] that you are walking into one of the greatest era’s of your life. You are getting every single thing you wanted. It’s one of your luckiest era’s. Things are unfolding magically. ✨Follow us to claim this message.

[lee @tetraphidopsida]

I AM 21 AND BEAT CANCER, I AM IN REMISSION AS OF THIS MORNING

[𝒩.🎀༘⋆ @luvblessingz]

“fuck this job” *goes to work*

[𓆩♡𓆪 GODS FAVORITE 𓆩♡𓆪 @soulaaangel]

back to back wins type shiiii

[𝒶rα˚˖𓍢ִ໋ @yslmammi]

Fun people. I wanna laugh until it hurts. I wanna 'rock, paper, scissor' to decide where we eating. I wanna have dance battles and play fights. I wanna sing in grocery stores. Life has enough problems. I just want a joy-filled relationship.

[Art of Life 🦋 @Art0fLife_]

Listen 3x and watch what happens:

[bonita lo thee oracle @TheDivineBruxa]

if this shooting star makes it onto your timeline, don’t let it go to waste! make your wish and let 2026 usher it in!! 💫

[𝒩.🎀༘⋆ @luvblessingz]

A food blog site before you get to the recipe:

[SEK-C (⁠๑⁠˙⁠❥⁠˙⁠๑⁠) @SueTee22]

This is by far my all time favorite 😭😂😂

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

doja's reaction to this song will forever take me out LMFAOOO😭😭😭

[𝕠𝕩𝕥𝕒𝕚𝕝 @desdaguiar]

i’ve been laughing at this all weekend with tears in my eyes. she just so mad with all her work make-up on, annoyed af.

[Lilyallly❤️🇬🇧 @lilyally98]

Go partying
Get that degree
Enjoy sex
Explore your body
Work that 6 figure job
Buy a house
Take your birth control
Go wine tasting
Travel the world
Change careers
Fall in love
Kiss your best friend
Make MONEY!!

[Nals @mdj2313]

You don't unlock peak Twt humour unless you're chronically online.