Steve Hawley, probably not a billionaire jackass

Software engineer, bit banger, exception handler, nostalgist.
No, absolutely no relation to Senator Josh Hawley.

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For recent follows, I'm Steve: software engineer, maker, musician, special needs parent. I cosplay with my daughter.
I can do this all day.

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@chelseathepope Maybe she's on weed and has pink eye. That's the one of the few ways I could tolerate him.

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@SeamusBlackley The ubiquity is the problem.
"They're a dime a dozen; I'm looking for the guy who's supplying the dimes."

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@GailSimone Lucky for you I frequently look like Captain America in signing lines.

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That’s sus 🤔

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@RexChapman The bass harmonica at :03 is perfect

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@GailSimone Is it gold and can I get it as an NFT?

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@CeraGibson In 1963 valium was one of the most prescribed medications and women were getting prescriptions at about 2x the rate of men.

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I love this song, but I also can't help but think about this tweet
https://t.co/f8wosxhGgE

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@GailSimone Poker?

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Mushroom and barley stew #cooking #food #foodporn

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Alice trying out a new frother for beating eggs. This one has a removable beater so she won't put the whole thing in the dishwasher. #downSyndrome #cooking #food #accessibility #adaptation

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@GailSimone "whatever makes sense"

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@MarcieMushrooms

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@SundaeDivine @MeidasTouch I assure you that his children care as much for him as he cares for them.

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@ChefReactions I don't know what fruit loops are, but Froot Loops - they are an affront to the senses.

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We had a neighbor over for dinner so I pulled out all the stops and made oysters bisque, with cheese and crostini, chicken tarragon with pearl couscous salad and broccolini #cooking #food #foodporn

[David Taylor @IAmDavidJTaylor]

Star Wars Twitter, I need y’all to see this.

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That baby is Pro Choice!

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