🦂Tuberculosis Jones🦂

Toys for Tots and Sepulchers for Senators

[🦂Tuberculosis Jones🦂 @_pole__]

There is a parking violation in my apartment. This guy has parked his car and is refusing to move it. I need help.

[Mike Migdall @ItsMigdallTime]

Emily in Paris has very well balanced and believable power scaling

[🦂Tuberculosis Jones🦂 @_pole__]

@JuicyJuuce @piss_shark @woodsoffin @NeeNeinNyetNo Nope! I think you’re a half-literate moron, hope that helps to clarify!

[🦂Tuberculosis Jones🦂 @_pole__]

@JuicyJuuce @piss_shark @woodsoffin @NeeNeinNyetNo Wow real shame they dont teach people what the word ‘jingoistic’ means in Ur-mom, i guess its a stupid place too. So sad 😔

[🦂Tuberculosis Jones🦂 @_pole__]

@JuicyJuuce @piss_shark @woodsoffin @NeeNeinNyetNo A lot of places the US has had steady jingoist stances towards Mexico, China, Yemen, and more. Recently however theres been a lot of preparation to invade a little country you might be familiar with called Ur-Mom. Little news on it considering how large and well traveled it is.

[Mantis Shrimp Diplomacy @kjy1066]

"We are at war" I hear, and am asked to immediately assume a colonized country is on equal footing with its colonizer

[🦂Tuberculosis Jones🦂 @_pole__]

@zubatzy Thank you but Im retired 😎

[🦂Tuberculosis Jones🦂 @_pole__]

@lmuller18 Healthy and normal behavior imo

[🦂Tuberculosis Jones🦂 @_pole__]

The older I get the more I enjoy “good old fashioned romps”

[🦂Tuberculosis Jones🦂 @_pole__]

Neon genesee eevanlager

[🦂Tuberculosis Jones🦂 @_pole__]

Whenever someone i work with sends me a gif from the office i should be allowed to scream as if they’ve done violence to me

[🦂Tuberculosis Jones🦂 @_pole__]

Every time i have to do anything involving my healthcare i send a spate of texts that im sure qualify me for watchlists

[🦂Tuberculosis Jones🦂 @_pole__]

@hangsawoman Its fascinating to me how this show has been a case study in punting an adaptation

[theyareguttingabodyofwater @tagabowPHL]

hardest fit of all time

[🦂Tuberculosis Jones🦂 @_pole__]

@duke_smoochem I recently learned they were supposed to live inside snow globes, its why they’re always empty.

[🦂Tuberculosis Jones🦂 @_pole__]

@duke_smoochem Id keep a little guy in each one,

[🦂Tuberculosis Jones🦂 @_pole__]

If someone claimed to revolutionize healthcare with a new gene editing technique then says “oh I have an estate full of weapons and boobytraps for when the gene editing turns everyone into monsters!” It would seem like a pretty good reason to avoid whatever they were hocking

[🦂Tuberculosis Jones🦂 @_pole__]

Seems like every time a ceo gets press for an AI model their company markets theres an article that comes out three days later that says “CEO of SynapseAI stockpiles guns, fears an AI attack!” Which is laughably stupid but also seems like a pretty big indictment of your product.

[🦂Tuberculosis Jones🦂 @_pole__]

@DA_Banks Sidewinder i think, was passed on to me via ig