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THE TRACKSUIT QUEEN👸🏾 I got what you need 📲✉️ I’d sell this account if I didn’t get money on here. If you’re a Barb, block me first 🫶🏾

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Me: *posts about Nike and Juicy Couture tracksuits*

Y’all every other day in my DMs: “dO yOu GeT LuLu Or aLlO”

[babu bisleri @baabuOP]

The best time to visit any tourist spot is a day after terrorist attack. The probability of attack happening again at the same spot that too on consecutive days is nil. Learn to use statistics to your advantage.

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WHO MADE THIS LIST? NANAK GURU??????????

[Nathan Cooke @CelticAshes]

The top 4 best places to live in Canada, according to an Indian.

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One of them dinosaurs from Land Befoee Times.

[Tokyo @otokyo]

What do you see, chicken or bird🤔

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Im not tryna be insensitive to the family but good riddance. His dumb ass ain't deserve to be here no how.

[Rick D @RickD_GK]

People in this world are so fckd up.
And so is the system, bcuz they will end up paying...

Fckn ridiculous
😓😓😓😓😓🤬🤬🤬🤬

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She was casted as her role in Wicked perfectly. She really does look like a witch.

[TheShadeRoom @TheShadeRoom]

Yassss! 😍 Cynthia Erivo did amazing as she opened the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. 🎤❤️

✍🏾: #TSRStaffLG

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WHATTTTTTTT?!?!?! 😭

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Martha Stewart is the new face of American Eagle following Sydney Sweeney controversy.

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Dealing with a nigga that pushed you into the pool on national TV like 12 years later is a choice........a choice that was made and I dont care about the consequences of. You get what you get and you dont get upset skettel.

[Rain Drops Media @Raindropsmedia1]

Princess Love goes off on Ray J, tells him to check into rehab: “Take accountability, Ray J”

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My ass and my lips. I was born with both.

[Keen @keenwontmiss]

What part of your BODY is naturally big?👀

[Dossu'Rae @DossuRae]

@_politeASSHOLE Damn this was harsh 🤣🤣🤣

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@DossuRae And that hairstyle wasnt??????? 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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I hope she hired a hitman and if they can't find you, they get your mama instead!!!!!!

[IG: olesoul57.2 ♉️ 5/12 @olesoul57_2]

Tendernism! 💁🏾‍♀️

Credit: FB/shaymarie

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I get to see my heartbeat today (my sister) and I'm so happy cause I haven't seen her in like 2 months. Mi nearly dead fr 💔

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I MISS THE EAST END! I WANT TO BE THE EAST END!

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Future is actually so adorable fr.

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Maybe next year I'll try a professional matchmaker or something cause the niggas my friends be claiming they have for me really ain't it.

Eeeeeeeeeeyuck!

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And im not saying it cause I sell face products and can get them for the lows. That's not it.

I get compliments on my skin by the SEPHORA girlies unprovoked now. That never used to happen.

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You look older cause your face looks like a fucking crunch bar. Wash your face, change your pillow sheets, get a chemical peel, take pills, eat placenta, do whatever you need to do to get that skin clear. Take your clear skin seriously and I'm so serious.

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Jamaica. And ya girl almost got stuck there too....thank God someone at Air Canada gave my mom a break cause I'm not built for yawd I can tell you that much.

[Sonia @BalogunSonia4]

First time on a plane, where did you go?

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I wish I had some jarlic so bad rn. Peeling the real thing does not make you better than me...it makes me smarter than you.

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Without fail, every time I tell someone I just finished bussing up a 16 tracksuit order (yes SIXTEEN different tracksuits) they yell out the word "SIXTEEN" in disbelief and when I say "yeah" they start wilding.

I didn't even do my big one either. This is just a regular order 😭