Shannon G

pooprainbow is a pretty good description of you, to be honest

[Shannon G @_pooprainbow]

#DFFcats

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#DFFcats

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#DFFcats

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@caseyjwhite_ Thanks dude!!! Hope to see you for the game tomorrow!

[Shannon G @_pooprainbow]

Not only are the Raptors losing, but we only got three #reeses in our pack of four @reesesPBcups #reesesfail

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@taabai It's my Asana profile pic!

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@gcohen29 you mean awesome!

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It was really hard to choose a new pope because before they applied all the candidates set their Facebook profiles to "private".

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What happens if the cardinals accidentally choose a pope that just gets drunk all the time and prank calls protestants?

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@flolwoing next year's halloween costume!

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@flolwoing I feel that you should get at least one good tweet out of each and every one of our conversations

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@flolwoing "When my cum chum told me she wanted a relationship, I just about guelphed all over myself."

[Shannon G @_pooprainbow]

"@flolwoing: We're not really dating, but you might say we're cum chums." aka bone buddies aka peen pals. Post in Urban Dictionary STAT

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Yesterday my Dad called and I told him all about my period.

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I'm so short on ppl to talk to in English these days that any person who calls me gets to hear exactly everything I've thought of all week.

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Tonight I killed a giant millipede in my bathroom by chopping it up with a machete. Unrelated: Another horse just walked by. Wtf horses?

[Shannon G @_pooprainbow]

And "why isn't my night vision getting any better?"

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I can't see it but I know it's there. This brings up several questions like "don't horses sleep?"

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Sometimes I'm sitting in my hammock at night and I hear a noise and I'm like "wtf is that!" And turns out it's a horse.