The Late Great Colonel Sanders

Nintendo USA 2019 #4 Mario Kart Wii driver. T1 Diabetes survivor. Amateur gambler and professional degenerate. I support the troops and 8 illegitimate children

[The Late Great Colonel Sanders @_pounderwcheese]

The Miracle on Ice, Rumble in the Jungle, Tiger at the 2000 US Open. Moments so special we all remember where we were when they happened.

Which brings me to our next topic, one of the greatest performances in sports of this generation: a 198 from Karla Daly of the Daly family

[The Late Great Colonel Sanders @_pounderwcheese]

Dude had a QBR of 61.8 last night. Shut the fuck up until you learn some basic critical thinking skills that tell you how this team succeeds

[Emmanuel Acho @EmmanuelAcho]

They said Brock Purdy could only play with a lead.

They said Brock Purdy can’t win without Deebo.

12 play 69 yard 5 minute GAME WINNING drive.

NFC championship game 2 years in a row.

STOP MOVING THE GOAL POSTS!

[The Late Great Colonel Sanders @_pounderwcheese]

@schmooople @cowherds_son Good for you bud. You’re a genius. Now get the fuck off Colin’s twitter.

[The Late Great Colonel Sanders @_pounderwcheese]

Just from the music I know I watched this video about 87 times in high school. Dougitydog put together an absolute masterpiece with that one

But probably still doesn’t top his Dunbar HS senior highlights. 11 minutes and it only shows touchdowns

https://t.co/fC90vJItDJ

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Tavon Austin showing his daughter his highlights for the first time is the best thing you’ll see today @UnnecRoughness

[Barstool Philly @BarstoolPhilly]

What was the exact moment you knew the Philadelphia Eagles season was over?

[The Late Great Colonel Sanders @_pounderwcheese]

@montyy416

[LMAO CLIPS @thelmaoclips]

Man gets charged at by a wild hog

[The Late Great Colonel Sanders @_pounderwcheese]

I need me a job that pays $750K while I do a stint in rehab for my alcoholism.

Instead I slap myself around a few times every morning, splash water in my face at least 4 times a day at the office to hide it and give a half assed effort from 9 to 5 like a real man

[NFL Rumors @nflrums]

The Los Angeles Rams are not sure Stetson Bennett will be on the team next season.

Bennett stepped away from the team this season with some personal issues.

[The Late Great Colonel Sanders @_pounderwcheese]

I’ll see everyone in September. Losing my shit seeing this image took the last ounce of a fuck that I had to give about this season.

[Sean @SeanTalksEagles]

This is an NFL offense

[The Late Great Colonel Sanders @_pounderwcheese]

According to my sources, Super Bowl LV was played against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers in Raymond James Stadium, home of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers - making THAT his first ever road playoff game.

Oh shit, do I have better sources than Schefter?

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Chiefs at Bills next Sunday will be Patrick Mahomes’ first-ever road playoff game. All of Mahomes’ 15 career playoff games have been played in Kansas City or in a Super Bowl.

[D @thisisdman]

He’s not locked in enough. 28-10 Cowboys

[The Late Great Colonel Sanders @_pounderwcheese]

After discovering his real name is William, I’m absolutely ECSTATIC about this trade.

Tell me, how much less excited would you have been for Billy Gauthier to lace up the orange and Blake than Cutter Gauthier? It actually changes everything

Fuck Cutter and Elliot Short Park

[The Late Great Colonel Sanders @_pounderwcheese]

What an all time bad take. They kept it quiet for more than a year precisely so that he could still change his mind. Clearly it’s an option they tried and it didn’t work. They flew to fucking Sweden to just get a word out of the kid!

Wisely cut their losses and got some return

[Eliot Shorr-Parks @EliotShorrParks]

The Flyers should not have traded Cutter Gauthier. Sam Hinkie wouldn’t have traded him. I don’t care if he didn’t want to be on the Flyers. Force his hand, make him report and change his mind.

#🏒

[The Late Great Colonel Sanders @_pounderwcheese]

I am offering up my services to be the voice of the flyers fans. Send me the link and I can be on in 30. Just need to run out to target for a ring light to look pretty and then freshen up my cocktail

[Paul Bissonnette @BizNasty2point0]

Kevin Hayes speaks. At this point let’s just get everyone on a zoom call and settle this thing tonight who’s with me? Kangaroo Court style just like the locker room. No holding back.

[The Late Great Colonel Sanders @_pounderwcheese]

@BizNasty2point0 For 2 minutes we thought “what the fuck are we doing?!?!”

Which quickly changed to “wow, good riddance. Good job getting a real potential asset out of a bad situation… fuck this kid. Don’t wanna play in this town? Then fuck you, Cali boy. Long way from the heart you candy ass”

[The Late Great Colonel Sanders @_pounderwcheese]

Absolute banger. Someone please teach me how to get this on my Spotify playlist

[erin @ratsnotagain]

I paid $8 for this and it was worth every penny

[Tracey Taylor London @traytaymakeup]

You do realize that’s Kenny Loggings right?

[The Late Great Colonel Sanders @_pounderwcheese]

The “Non-Human Animated Characters I’m Inappropriately Attracted To” Trilogy

Shark Tale, Surf’s Up, Wall-E

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Which three movies should be watched together as an unofficial trilogy?

[All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies]

What actor can masterfully play a hero and villain equally?

[The Late Great Colonel Sanders @_pounderwcheese]

Easy there brotha

[sucka @Long_J0HNS_]

Might start swiping

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

they should invent a kind of beer that doesn’t whisper things to you

[Bubba Guss @realbubbaguss]

You have to imagine the man who played the pop-tart mascot is shooting up NFL draft boards. Per source, the PopTart strawberry pop-tart mascot is reportedly being offered 25 million via name, image, and likeness to return to Kellogg’s brand. @PopTartsBowl #PopTartBowl