Prabhat Jagwan

शीलं परम भूषणम
✨Kedarnath Uttarakhand⛰️
INSPIRED TO INSPIRE
CREATING A LIFE I LOVE 💖

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Delhi is basically a grand set of khatron ke khiladi.

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Jyada comfortable mat hojao, abhi to Bharat Matrimony par bhi reject hona baki hai.

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Aspirants utne bhi dukhi nahi hai jitna ye TVF wale dikha rahe hai!

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लोग आपके मुरीद हैं,यह आपकी योग्यता है।
लोग आपसे जलते है, यह आपका जलवा है।

❤️🌸

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Govt jobs to itne chalte hai humare yaha ki 5 min me ladki wale shaadi ke liye raazi ho jate hai

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Highly unpopular opinion :

Theres lord Puneet superstar in each one of us, who just want to say whatever the shit he wants to say but he is overshadowed by the societal norms.

😂

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क्षत्रियो हि प्रजारक्षन् शस्त्रपाणिः प्रदण्डयन्।

निर्जित्य परसैन्यादि क्षितिं धर्मेण पालयेत् ॥

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"Do looks matter?

Yes and no.

King Ashoka's unattractive appearance was disliked by his father, who didn't want him to be king. But it didn't stop him from becoming one of India's greatest rulers..

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Everyone thinks that meme banana mazak hai.

Baat to sahi hai.

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Elon Musk is planning to set up a Tesla factory in India.

I am afraid if this happens, Indians would be like

"Bhai Charger hai kya?"

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Arguments with mother

🇺🇸: yeah I am sorry, you are right

🇮🇳: Ab bada hogaya hai na tu, maa padhi likhi thodi hai, सिंघ aagaye hai ab tujhe, pata nahi mera kya haal hoga aage jaake!

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Bachpan accha tha kum marks aane par kum se kum pitai to hoti thi, ab to bus "Koi baat nahi beta, tension mat lo, hote rehta hai" bol dete hai.

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Tweet aisa likho ki chaar log retweet maare.

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Indians have enough wealth to buy such gadgets but at the end of the day they will watch Avadh Ojha sir's video titled "आईएएस की पॉवर क्या होती है" in 4K full immersive.

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प्रीत क्य जाण जात-कुजात , निन्द क्य जाण टूटी खाट।

अर्थात - प्रेम में जात पात का ध्यान नहीं रहता और नींद में टूटी पलंग की परवाह नही होती ।

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तुम्हारा मेरे जीवन में आना ,
जैसे एक तीखी धूप से भरे दिन
के बाद छाव भरी सुंदर सी शाम ।

फिर मुझे महसूस नहीं होता
उस कहर का जो धूप ने बरपाया था ।

मैं बस ठहर जाता हूं कही
उस शाम में ,
जहां मैं , तुम और बस शुकून ही शुकून है..❤️

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My mother today:
beta kya banau khane me?
1. Roti
2. sabji
3. rice
4. kheer

a Only 1
b. Only 2
c. Only 3
4. all four

Sab maje le rahe hai!

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Bhola baba de de rank chappan ki machine!

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Ancient people used to listen to Sandeep Maheshwari for motivation

Modern people get motivated by looking at some random books video with background music "Mana ki mushkil hai safar par..."

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Panipuri/Tea guy who looks avg, has avg looking stall = ठेला

Panipuri/Tea guy who looks good,
has good looking stall, redundant degree and can speak English = Startup

Then they say looks doesn't matter