Sam

Former 3rd grade class Vice President

[c ☆ @tintafey]

amy 😭

[leah @weIIingtonkiss]

what do you mean mamdani told new yorkers to stay inside and read heated rivalry via the nyc public library

[kelli @LagunaBiotchIG]

Just call me Belly

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Every cat is a little celebrity to me

[greer ۫ ˚₊۶ৎ˙⋆ @levisackermxn]

goodreads will do anything but add half star ratings

[Casey @dollardawgs]

Happy Pride Month to everyone, especially the NL East.

(All 30 MLB teams categorized by pride month activities on twitter)

[Melissa (M²) @ToolGirl18]

Pickles are great..until you're in one.

[reid!! 🐛 @reidsproutt]

what if the ceo of the evil company you work at HIT ON YOU and you got GOO injected in your brain and then you FELL DOWN in front of your BISEXUAL SISTER

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

“It shall be called the Super Bowl and will be a huge national event played deep into the night on Sunday when everyone must go into work on Monday.”

“Why not play it on Saturday?”

“Nobody knows.”

[alison chains @cooldetat]

chappell roan accepting this award

[yammi @sighyam]

the chinese grandpa in my building just dropped off a box of chicken feet for me 😭

[Le Jazz Thot @NottBenry]

When Barbra “48hr 7min audio book” Streisand has no words left you know it’s baaaaad 😳

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

brat summer is ending
furio fall is coming

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

Who tf did this 😭

[positive side of X 🌞 @positivityofx]

Took a pic of the cat lookin out the window and accidentally turned him into some sort of god.

[bray ⋆˚𖥔 ݁ ˖𓂃.☘︎ ݁˖ @sapphoroan]

she’s the #1 streamer of Red Wine Supernova

[paige @afra1dofhe1ghts]

i just know he would’ve loved chappell roan