Mel

okay but maybe i should

[Mel @_prettyboring_]

Just 117.5 hours left to complete my internship 🤭🙃

[Mel @_prettyboring_]

The one fkn time I stay in Minneapolis, fuck this

[NWS Twin Cities @NWSTwinCities]

The outflow boundary from the northern metro storms has sunk south toward the 35 split in the southern metro, so it doesn't appear tornadoes are likely in the core metro anymore. Therefore, the tornado warning expired at 1 am. Strong winds and heavy rain are still expected #mnwx

[Mel @_prettyboring_]

I just need to yap someone’s ear off rn

[Mel @_prettyboring_]

Those Canadian men hit different 😮‍💨 imma miss it

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Voting is very important, please check the first letters of my last ten tweets.

[Lydia Kauppi @lydiakauppi]

The only thing women shouldn’t wear after 35 is the weight of societal expectations

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

I was White Girl Wasted only once during anorexia & I got so hungry that I ate an entire lime, rind and all, from the bar. Random guy next to me asked “Did you just eat a raw lime?” & I said “As opposed to what? A cooked lime? Get real.”

[Mel @_prettyboring_]

I thought exercise was supposed to help relieve cramps… all my pe teachers lied

[Mel @_prettyboring_]

WHERE TF IS MY SABRINA PRESALE CODE

[jae @lovesahoax]

AND I HOPE ITS SHITTY IN THE BLACK DOG

[Mel @_prettyboring_]

The host at Din Tai has the most beautiful green eyes and sweetest dimples… is it too early to propose? 🥰

[Mel @_prettyboring_]

@aandr42 Nooooo

[emily 🪩 @goldrushreid]

:¨·.·¨:
`·..♡⃗ open the thread if spencer reid
is your comfort character ˎˊ˗

[Nathan Hubbard @NathanCHubbard]

1) #TSTTPD is a piercingly vulnerable window into the 2022-2023 psyche of the biggest star in the world. It has some *really* good songs. I think it might be the most interesting lyrical product she’s ever put out. And it is, objectively, not her best album. Bear with me.

[jackantonoff @jackantonoff]

love this album more than i can say .... love you all very much ... more later very overwhelmed ... love you taylor

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

The Tortured Poets Department. An anthology of new works that reflect events, opinions and sentiments from a fleeting and fatalistic moment in time - one that was both sensational and sorrowful in equal measure. This period of the author’s life is now over, the chapter closed and boarded up. There is nothing to avenge, no scores to settle once wounds have healed. And upon further reflection, a good number of them turned out to be self-inflicted. This writer is of the firm belief that our tears become holy in the form of ink on a page. Once we have spoken our saddest story, we can be free of it.

And then all that’s left behind is the tortured poetry.

THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT is out now: https://t.co/PzuwWnatO7

[Alex Goldschmidt @alexandergold]

We'll all remember where we were when we realized The Alchemy was about Travis Kelce.

[frieren ୭ ˚. ᵎᵎ @drizzzleswizzle]

Now I'm down bad, crying at the gym
Everything comes out teenage petulance
"Fuck it if I can't have him"
"I might just die, it would make no difference"
Down bad, waking up in blood
Staring at the sky, come back and pick me up

#THETORTUEDPOETSDEPARTMENT