Pretzel Rodriguez

Est. 1995

[Pretzel Rodriguez @_PrEtZeL]

@leonidezzz_ 🤔

[JT HOLMES @RealJtHolmes]

Y'ALL NEED TO LEARN HOW TO DRIVE😂😂😂😂

[BB ❄️ @Bribriii_21]

I whisper “The fuck “ to myself at least 20 times a day 😂

[Pretzel Rodriguez @_PrEtZeL]

@CeeTeeBabbeey Is that what you felt like I did? You could've just told me. I'm sorry I made you feel that way.

[Pretzel Rodriguez @_PrEtZeL]

@carolinaa4591 What happened to Nala??

[Pretzel Rodriguez @_PrEtZeL]

It's her World, I just live in it🌍🏝🏖

[Pretzel Rodriguez @_PrEtZeL]

@carolinaa4591 Spoiled myself and got a switch😏

[my book is better than my tweets @MichellCClark]

say it with me:

i’m allowed to outgrow people.
i’m allowed to outgrow situations.
i’m allowed to outgrow versions of myself.

[Pretzel Rodriguez @_PrEtZeL]

Me: let's go to the trampoline park!😀
Maura: We can't there is a weight limit.

Me:....

[Pretzel Rodriguez @_PrEtZeL]

@sabrinacampos98 @CeeTeeBabbeey 😂🤣🤣😂

[Pretzel Rodriguez @_PrEtZeL]

Me tryna tweet in piece and Mauras phone going off next to me sending her alerts that I have tweeted 🤦‍♂️

[Pretzel Rodriguez @_PrEtZeL]

I'm just getting started👷👨‍🏭

[エロたく・ちゃん @ayeeeceebee]

im waay too chill of a person to be treated like shit. just sayin

[Pretzel Rodriguez @_PrEtZeL]

@_JassyJass @jeff_wavy_ @leonidezzz_ Get your bread baby 🤣

[ana @xanamarlenex]

I’m about to walk in to one of the best chapters of my life & I’m so ready for it

[Pretzel Rodriguez @_PrEtZeL]

@JeannineofArc I volunteer as tribute 🙋‍♂️