Nola Darling ✨

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[Nola Darling ✨ @_prissychris]

If your best friend doesn't speak life into you when shit is rough, find you a new best friend.

[Nola Darling ✨ @_prissychris]

My dog thinks I’m suppose to hold him every time there’s a thunderstorm…and I do.

[Nola Darling ✨ @_prissychris]

At work & not feeling good. My ancestors must be mad at me for clocking in today.

[Nola Darling ✨ @_prissychris]

You lost the place you got with a CPN because you decided to go on a trip you already couldn’t afford with your friends rather than pay your rent but you wanna lead? Oh.

[Nola Darling ✨ @_prissychris]

It’s crazy how men love to complain about a woman “not allowing them to lead” but they can’t even provide a stable life for them and their children.

[Nola Darling ✨ @_prissychris]

He got mad at me because I wouldn’t let him drive my car after his got repo’d then wrecked his new bitch car but I’m the problem? Baby, you got bigger issues, especially when you’ve been evicted twice since I met you.

[Nola Darling ✨ @_prissychris]

I love when I run into an ex and they’re visibly uncomfortable.

[Nola Darling ✨ @_prissychris]

Lately I’ve been attracting really beautiful women but the men have been a little ugly.

[Nola Darling ✨ @_prissychris]

I’m really not into light skin, but it’s this one stud… I’ll eat her alive. She think I’m funny but I be tryna laugh her out her draws. 😛

[Nola Darling ✨ @_prissychris]

Once I don’t even want dick from you, it’s over.

[Nola Darling ✨ @_prissychris]

Men be coming to me with zero confidence. Once I help them realize their potential and that they are exactly who they think they are, the bullshit starts.

[Nola Darling ✨ @_prissychris]

I stayed mad at one of my best friend because I thought she left me hanging in our friendship. I thought she pushed me to the side. Years later, I find out that her marriage was not as happy as she made it seem and that she was going through hell everyday. I need to apologize.

[Nola Darling ✨ @_prissychris]

I now remember why, at my big age, I do not go out during the work week. I am at work fighting for my life right now.

[Nola Darling ✨ @_prissychris]

She was everything I aspired to be. She was pushing me to go further. Now that she’s not here, I understand everything she was trying to do for me. The day of her funeral, my job posted that they were hiring a new supervisor. How disgusting can you be?

[Nola Darling ✨ @_prissychris]

I was in a meeting with my supervisor and we were hype about @JColeNC dropping an album. A week after that announcement she passed. She was the embodiment of black girl magic. I hate she’s not here to talk about how amazing this album is. Rip Jae. I’m listening for both of us.

[Nola Darling ✨ @_prissychris]

This girl just told me “baby, lay back & let me do the rest.” If her head good, she will be at Thanksgiving dinner this year.

[Nola Darling ✨ @_prissychris]

In 2026, I refuse to crashout over a man…you bitches ain’t safe, though.

[Nola Darling ✨ @_prissychris]

Alright, I left the nigga in 2025, now let’s hope the potential charges stay there, too.

[Nola Darling ✨ @_prissychris]

This man on social media posting subliminals all because I didn’t tell him happy birthday meanwhile I’m on a whole new dick. It’s been 3 years. Let it go.

[Nola Darling ✨ @_prissychris]

Baby, I done sang Burning Blue by Mariah the Scientist to this man. I’m in deep!

[Nola Darling ✨ @_prissychris]

Bitches: What’s his name?
Me: Romeo
Bitches: Omg , that fits! He has the perfect name. He’s so sweet!

Romeo brings me all the hoes. Our whole neighborhood loves us. 😂

[Nola Darling ✨ @_prissychris]

Romeo really got all the human bitches and the furry ones. I got the coolest dog/kid ever.