PS Lots Of G’s

Soccerdome’s swan song Champions, 2016. Once played in Division 3, 2016. Promotion to Division 5, 2018. Sponsor: Kowboj International.

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FINAL SCORE🗣
@_pslotsofgs 3-3 Parkin the Bus
@harvey_laycock 14
@michael_DIAME 18, 23

The lads conceded a goal from an angle tighter than Ross’s minge but fought from behind 3 times to seal a vital 2 points. The absence of Chris and Sandra McLane in the stands was sorely felt.

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GIVEAWAY🎁
Win our goalkeepers match worn gloves, fresh from channeling his inner Karius this evening.

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@Ross_mlane @b3narmstr0ng You could’ve posed better?🤷🏽‍♂️

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LOOK OUT👀
Off to the game? Be sure to pick up an exclusive matchday programme, featuring one off interviews with star defender @b3narmstr0ng and our loyal captain @Ross_mlane!

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@ReeceLloyd139 @michael_DIAME

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FINAL SCORE🗣
@_pslotsofgs 1-1 Lads on Toure
@michael_DIAME 18

Credit goes to head ultra Chris McLane, leading the chants on the night as the G’s battled to a point in a game we were unlucky not to claim all 3. Sandra McLane came close, but it’s Chris that gets man of the match.

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Your @_pslotsofgs lineup to face Lads on Toure this evening: TP, McLane(C), Armstrong, Laycock, Mackenzie, Macciocchi. No subs for the lads as Scott misses out due to his boobies being too sore. #COYGS

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MATCHDAY👊🏼
Ahead of this weeks crucial fixture in our battle for survival we asked the lads to sum up their pre match feelings in a photo. #UptheGs

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On a night Bob looked particularly tanned and sexy Division 5s el shitico was worth the wait, @Chocci_11 with a shagadelic double in a 3-3 draw that could’ve gone either way. 2 points mean the boys are off the foot of the table and once again free to laugh at @Red_Spanners_FC😉

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FINAL SCORE🗣
@_pslotsofgs 3-3 Unathletic
@Chocci_11 7, 11
@harvey_laycock 18

#COYGS

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Your @_pslotsofgs lineup to face Unathletic this evening: TP, McLane(C), Laycock, Mackenzie, Scott, Macciocchi, Armstrong(sub). FACT FILE: Rumour has it Macciocchi’s wank bank consists solely of John Terry.

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🔴2456 red cards.
🙅🏽‍♂️43578 sin bins.
🤕97 leg breaking tackles.
👊🏼58 punches thrown.

It’s the big one.
@_pslotsofgs vs Unathletic.
Marden Bridge, 8:30PM.

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A fan record attendance witnessed a ball hit at the pace of a mentally disabled dog with no legs somehow slither under the keeper and resign the G’s to a demoralising 3-2 defeat, Mackenzie off the leash for twenty minutes to bag the goals. The fight for survival is truly on. #Gs

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Your lineup for our crucial Division 5 fixture against relegation rivals @Red_Spanners_FC this evening: TP, McLane(C), Laycock, Armstrong, Mackenzie, Macciocchi, Scott(sub). A win for the Spanners would see them level on points, while a win would edge the G’s closer to safety.

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IT’S MATCHDAY! Tonight we face @Red_Spanners_FC in the closest thing to a derby all season, and our magnificent fans and players alike are once again making the most of it.

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FINAL SCORE⚽️
@_pslotsofgs 0-5 Italian Job
Enjoy Division 5, they said🤦🏼‍♂️

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Our official lineup to face league leaders Italian Job this evening: TP, McLane(C), Laycock, Armstrong, Mackenzie(in spirit), Macciocchi, Scott(sub). FACT FILE: Armstrong only plays football to break legs, be it with his trademark clumsy ball rolls or horrendous tackles. #COYGS

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Please, in light of the tragic loss of one of our own, read our plea carefully and give generously💔https://t.co/AtGFRakgEO

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PRE MATCH: On a somber day for G’s worldwide, the funeral for our ex friend and midfielder Mackenzie takes place tonight. We’ll have a minutes applause pre game in remembrance of a man we used to know, before he was whipped so hard by his lass he died. Forever in our hearts❤️

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@Ross_mlane @harvey_laycock @michael_DIAME Basic counting isn’t our forte🤦🏼‍♂️

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FINAL SCORE🗣
@_pslotsofgs 2-3 Parkin the Bus
@harvey_laycock, 1
@michael_DIAME, 19
The lads stay 5th in the table going into next weeks game against top of the league.