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certified obnoxious

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@NinjaJournalist literally everyone expected it. John has been identifying as a boy for a long time and his parents have been supportive for years

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if you're not antifa you're profa.

[Ryan Stiles @WhoseRyanStiles]

How bout you open carry my dick.

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showing me your vacation photos is like telling me about a dream you had. unless somebody f**kin or I'm in it, I'm not interested 😤

[Ryan Stiles @WhoseRyanStiles]

How bout, instead of putting a woman on the ticket, we just keep men off the ticket.

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can we harness whatever magnetism my sore toe has towards every acute angle? unlimited free energy courtesy of my clumsy ass

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retweeting this so I can always find it

[Alex Stein @alexsteinnn]

Sooo my grandpa ate half a quart of paint today thinking it was yogurt

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@kalesebates I know it's three years late but this got me laughing for the first time in a while. #growth

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@jabowden4 small copy error in your amarosa article. P2L2 quoting Ryan 'he'>'the'

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Lady Gags #RuinABandInOneLetter

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him: lol i cant
black woman: I'll do it
#blackexcellence #EveryLittleThing https://t.co/mbbuxWJ4NN

[Patrick Ward @WardDPatrick]

As he puts on plastic gloves to serve food at NRG Stadium...President Trump turns to press and says: "My hands are too big!"