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[clueless eggo @_queencharr1]

Also the wedding signs as well your name first then his. Especially if you planned the majority of the wedding 💁🏾‍♀️

[clueless eggo @_queencharr1]

Been seeing this alot with wedding planning any decor you’re putting both of your names on, YOU’RE NAME GOES FIRST!!! Because that’ll be the last time you’ll be addressed first as an individual. After that you become Mr. & Mrs. His name 😮‍💨😮‍💨 not too major but it’s the lil things

[✮ 𝓔𝓵𝓵𝓮 ✮ @elleis4l0ve]

YES GOD SHE'S FINALLY GETTING BACK AT YA'LL

[clueless eggo @_queencharr1]

I guess I’m the odd one out but I like the perfume 😗

[clueless eggo @_queencharr1]

@ultabeauty if my package doesn’t come or gets stolen I’m suing cause yall partnered with a trash deliver service. Wtf is Veho

[reporting for duty. @nathanlately]

We deserve compensation!!!

[I Hate Jack Berger @Venusofdetroit]

Yall weren’t there when Melanie found out Derwin got Janay pregnant and no air was playing in the background. Yall were not there.

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

I’ll use my PTO to go to sleep yall be way too invested in yall job 😂

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

"How do you know all the work gossip? You don't talk to anyone"
Me all day:

[M.Cinderellaa👑🪬 @LuxHippie]

I think our elders didn’t do a good job at modeling how friendship changes from adolescence/young adulthood to 30s and beyond. A lot of us think friendships are supposed to look & feel like they did when we were in high-school & college. & thats just not realistic.

[clueless eggo @_queencharr1]

I haven’t watch the Michael Jackson movie that came out this year but Netflix came out with a documentary today. I need someone who watch the movie to watch the documentary to get some conversation going so I can tune

[clueless eggo @_queencharr1]

@emmasarchivee She looks like Bella Thorne cosplaying other celebrities

[clueless eggo @_queencharr1]

@VONTUAZU @BDTRELILBROTHER @jaystaxxx So you’re full of shit cheers I guess

[A-Mac @MrAMac19]

we got to retire “dear mama” as the Mother’s Day song… my mom was not a damn crack fein

[clueless eggo @_queencharr1]

@raspbrrywoodz Me putting $20-25 in my tank because I drive a hoopty and I work within 15 minutes of my job 😮‍💨

[ʙᴏʏᴇᴡᴇʟʟɴᴇss @askcoachboye]

Them: You go to the gym 5 times a week??? You must be shredded

Me gaining and losing the same 5lbs every month

[clueless eggo @_queencharr1]

@_sorrengailll Yall don’t let you kewchie breathe? Yikes couldn’t be me

[☭ @rcefelon]

@LunnieDlamini the first thing they told us in sex ed is to not wear liners every day and to let your shit breathe

[yuyu⭐️ @cybxrartist]

We’re losing the ancient texts they think the SWAG era is stud attire

[Mads @europemaxxed]

when you've calculated the amount of sleep you're gonna get but you can't fall asleep so it's getting lower