Michelle J.

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[Andrew Lokenauth @FluentInFinance]

10 years ago:

A McChicken was $1
A dozen eggs were $1.50
A Chipotle burrito was $6.50
Netflix was $9
A full tank of gas was $35
Rent was $1,400
A used Honda was $10,000

[👑 Reposado King 🥃 @tyro_red18]

@BigOxBob

[AuxGod @AuxGod_]

staying home from school and watching a random ep of Gullah Gullah Island at 11:30am >

[Sarah Larchmont @SarahLarchmont]

God forbid a woman gets a hobby!

[DvilCouture @DvilCouture]

Why does everybody here look on heavy drugs ?

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

my mom making me come say hi to somebody i “knew” as a baby

[French Montana @FrencHMonTanA]

somebody find him for me so we can help him get back on his feet

[Sisa @TheTitanBaddie]

After reading her book, you can literally tell Mama was having the first orgasms of her life.

[bears 🧸 @wydbear]

Can you imagine the level of pimpery your grandfather was on to own a gold toothpick.. let that sink in🗣

[Crazy Moments @Crazymoments01]

A Baby Orangutan Tried to Help a Fallen Toddler, Then the Adult Orangutan Stepped In and Lifted Him Back to the Crowd.

[Lion @LionInCrisis]

tf that got to do with me?!

[Hey Arnold Perfect Shots @heyarnoldshots]

Childhood trauma unlocked

[✰ @juicenotthekid_]

beavers are so funny why are you a little rat doing hydraulic engineering

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

sleeping in your own bed after traveling is an underrated reset

[: @_dxllz7]

"you're a strong person, you handled everything so bravely"
Me when I sit alone.

[𝚐𝚊𝚒𝚊 🌱 @gaialect]

The volturi

[Locked in daily @OutwestLock]

He told the world about having to watch another man fuck his girl better than he ever did

Then he went home & his girl beat his ass wit a frying pan for putting their intimate business out there

& now he on here writing apology paragraphs… We ain’t ever seen no shit like this

[v4mp ✣ @lfghiro]

These niggas be acting like they the Krusty Krab and the Chum Bucket out here 😂😂😂

[naiive @naiivememe]

" I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in "
World first trillionaire Elon Musk