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[Nico The Lowly Tarnished @Nicosaesthetic]

The funniest part about the world rallying behind Zoran Mamdani is that he’s literally just doing his job, but by doing so shows us that every other politician is just lining their pockets & leaving us to rot 😭

[That Rabbit Guy @Son_ImSleep]

Only $5500 a week lol

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Nobody wants a city on Mars. Nobody wants AI in every app. Nobody wants a robot butler. Nobody wants data centers everywhere. Nobody wants flying cars or humanoid robots. We want clean water, we want bees to survive, and we want a habitable planet.

[Political Punk @actingliketommy]

This is West Virginia. They are super excited America has its first trillionaire.

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

do you know how much money Mamdani just saved on his next mayoral campaign by being able to tell New York City he delivered a Knicks championship, free childcare up to age five, filled potholes in mere weeks, and World Cup tickets before he spent six full months in office

[Rob. @Robsitoo]

no olvidamos los archivos de epstein
no olvidamos los archivos de epstein
no olvidamos los archivos de epstein
no olvidamos los archivos de epstein
no olvidamos los archivos de epstein
no olvidamos los archivos de epstein

[Lateef 🙃 @LateefSaka]

I know nothing about celebrities because what do you mean father and daughter

[SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀 @SaycheeseDGTL]

8 different teams have won the NBA Finals in the last 8 seasons 😳

This extends the longest streak of unique champions in NBA history

[MattsGottaKnow @MattsGottaNo]

I asked if you remembered this.

[Lilyallly❤️🇬🇧 @lilyally98]

Every stereotype you hear about women is projection from men.

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

the endless cycle of washing ur hands and applying lotion

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

😭😭😭😭😭

[t. @taeseru]

mind you this is romantic af

[💫🌌 @thisrainstops]

the way that’s everybody’s indicator jghjkk

[FREE TAXSTONE! @Diamy_TV]

anytime y’all show me a white man in a mug shot I already know it has something to do with a child.

[Yves-Angeline @AdamantxYves]

Shout out to the strippers of NYC tonight. I hope you make your yearly salary in one weekend!

[Kanye East @FuckedUpYogis]

Dude he literally running New York like the average joe in a movie who gets elected into office as a gag and then fixes everything simply because he is not a politician and an earnest regular guy.

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

Well Done, ESPN.

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

American water heater repairman says he’s noticed the average new water heaters last only about 7-10 years and then they must be replaced

But when he comes across old ones like this one from 1956, they last forever

This is because of a business model called Planned Obsolescence and it’s a business strategy companies now use to engineer produces to fail after a certain among of time

This way you have to keep buying the same product over and over again

This is a scam

[King Roy @RoyIsThaTruth]

Im blocking everyone who doesnt know MANSA MUSA was the first a TRILLIONAIRE in the world…and YES AMERICA❗️🤌🏾 HE IS ALSO A BLACK MAN ✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾