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[Tony @bloodylikeab0dy]

She looks so good for 100 omg

[ً @americanreqiuem]

tim making the poisoned piña coladas for his family later #thewhitelotus

[bearwiitch @bearwiitch]

when I send hood morning instead of good morning

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

today is the only day you can retweet this..

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

Bro is healing something he never ruined https://t.co/ebDgM0ikws

[nick sirianni hate acct. @homebodymike]

"It's no way Kendrick should perform over Wayne at the Super Bowl in New Orleans!"

"This is just because Jay-Z a hater"

"Kendrick doesn't even have enough hits!"

Me on February 9:

[syd divine @SydDivineTarot]

do yall feel the heat outside 😭 its the gates of hell opening bc its gemini season

[The Dirty Team @partywithdirty]

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[Dr Grayfang @DrGrayfang]

People over 25 when Ludacris came out during the halftime show

[Megan Kelly @mmegankelly]

Women in sports!!!

[SHAM 🖤 @BbyGirl_Sham]

Me trying to get the DJs attention so I can request Sexyy Red

[Sam J Cohn, MD @samjcohn]

I CANNOT TELL YOU LOUDLY ENOUGH, DO NOT LET A CHIROPRACTOR NEAR YOUR GODDAMN NECK.

This message brought to you by a neurologist who manages Cervical Artery Dissection and their resulting STROKE.

[sLat++ @Sat_aurus]

They don't want beef for real #Day1

[Thick Saban ✨ @RaveenTheDream]

He broke it down where she could understand and put it on her level without putting her down.

That man is a real educator 😂

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

“you smell good”

me:

[amanda @amandabb__]

spotify changed the like from a heart to a plus sign

[Pastor West @Pastor__West]

March will be great
March will be great
March will be great

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

Fuck a BBL I want LASIK eye surgery. Bítch I just wanna see 😩

[Meghann Cuniff @meghanncuniff]

A jury has convicted Tory Lanez of all three charges for the 2020 shooting of Megan Thee Stallion. A crazy and downright scary scene in the courtroom as his father and stepmother screamed about wicks injustice.