Rachel

My tweets are marginally more entertaining than this bio.

[Rachel @_r_bee]

Someone on a bike just tried to snatch my phone out of my hand as I crossed the road.

I held tightly onto my phone AND APOLOGISED.

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

that's my emotional support room-temperature iced coffee with an inch of water floating on top

[latke @latkedelrey]

because it’ll give the plane a UTI

[alistair green @mralistairgreen]

Been staring into the void so much today I don’t even care if I drop out the pearl league on duolingo. I could easily complete a module and stay up but I’m not going to. That’s how dark it’s got. 💀

[zoe ⭑ @scenedoII]

michael cera i have the role of a lifetime for you.

[Rachel @_r_bee]

@eleanortiernan I was just about to buy one on the website. Is it any use if I buy one off you instead?

[Rachel @_r_bee]

Wordle 248 3/6

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[Akilah Green @akilahgreen]

I’m in the “If Olivia Colman is in it, I’ll give it a try” club.

[Alex Wood @AlexLRWood]

Emma Rice, fuming, watching the lighting used at the globe for new year’s eve

[Rachel @_r_bee]

Me: But how colour blind ARE you?
Him: SO colour blind. Everything. Wasn't until recently that I found out peanut butter is green.
Me: ...

[charlie @chunkbardey]

ppl come over to ur house and are like “can i get myself a glass of water” and ur like “sure” and u look over and they’ve chosen literally the most random glass you’ve ever seen

[The Broadway Beat @BwayBeatNews]

Netflix’s “Diana The Musical” Review: I Didn’t Know She Was Princess of South Korea, and It’s Weird That Nobody Called Her Diana, and I Had No Idea the Royal Family Wore Masks with Shapes On Them and Oh God We Watched “Squid Game” Didn’t We

[Rachel @_r_bee]

@lauralexx I’m in Twickenham, not far from Teddington, I have lots of wedding-appropes size 14 dresses, can DM you pics? Don’t worry about ££

[Rachel @_r_bee]

@HwyCwby @NotKallyn @disxpix For a moment I thought this comment referred to the sex worker part of the tweet.

[Rachel @_r_bee]

Briefly resurrecting this tweet from 2018.

[Rachel @_r_bee]

Only just discovered that the lyric is "three lions on the shirt" NOT "felines on the shirt".

#ENG #WorldCup

[Nick Hern Books @NickHernBooks]

imagine if plays sometimes unexpectedly went to extra time

characters get a bonus 30 minutes to work through their issues and resolve conflict

[Rachel @_r_bee]

@Lindagoonerette @antsy80 @IanWright0 @AFC_Gal @emmahayes1 ❤️ It’s possible for a woman to be in a photo re; football without it meaning she’s banging the guy she’s in the photo with ❤️

[Rachel @_r_bee]

@Lindagoonerette @IanWright0 @AFC_Gal @emmahayes1 She’s amazing. You’ll have seen her today if you’re watching the #eng game on ITV.