Rachel

[Victoria @fakehockeyteam]

asking a magic 8 ball if Giroux will retire a flyer and shaking it 3,756 times until it says yes

[c ✨ @marxiners]

COLT LETS GOOOOOOOO

[Serena @nyyserena]

The Yankees “evil empire” was Disneyland compared to whatever illuminati worshipping evil organization that is the Los Angeles Dodgers.

[c ✨ @marxiners]

skubal to the dodgers is biblical end times level of greed btw

[garshmo @garshmo]

25 is an even number in a certain way

[₈₇ saph ⁷¹ 🐟 @spatc_evladm]

me when the 3rd hockey team i secretly keep up with beats the 4th hockey team i secretly keep up with

[dhwani @dhwanisaraiya_]

LeBron James. Philadelphia 76er.

With Bells On.

[arvo färt @arvofart]

Certain people on this website are going to get upset for my saying so, but Robert Eggers would make a phenomenal Moby Dick

[Philadelphia Flyers @NHLFlyers]

OFFICIAL: We have signed defenseman Jamie Drysdale to a four-year contact extension worth an annual average value (AAV) of $6.5 million. https://t.co/jGCfzC5Rjz

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

NBC AND ABC REFUSE TO AIR TRUMP’S PRIMETIME ADDRESS

[Philadelphia Flyers @NHLFlyers]

BREAKING: We have signed forward Trevor Zegras to a four-year contract extension worth an average annual value (AAV) of $9.125 million.

[Philadelphia Flyers @NHLFlyers]

Mood.

[BasedSpaceGoji @Based_SpaceGoji]

Still one of the greatest scenes in cinema history

[Alf @auf]

Obrigado, Sam Neill, por olhar pra uma paisagem vazia com tanta emoção que me fez acreditar, naquela sala escura de cinema em 1993, que dinossauros eram reais

[laurinha 🦠 @ecto_fun]

an incredible actor and so funny. rip sam

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

my cat talks a mad amount of sh!t for being a creature i can easily pick up and wiggle

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: US Senator Lindsey Graham has died after a brief and unexpected illness, his office says in a statement. https://t.co/3TweBVj5NB

[katie @katefeetie]

your seasonal reminder to NEVER think “wow I haven’t gotten many mosquito bites this summer”!!! they can hear your thoughts and that’s when they Get You

[turbomander @turbomander]

A lot of wizards won’t tell you this but any sufficiently round object will function as an orb in a pinch. I use these little guys for scrying purposes on nearly every fishing trip I go on